1. When you are late for class and trying to make it through a hallway, but there is a large flash mob blocking your way, and they’re all hitting the griddy.
2. When you have premarital sex and have conceived a child out of wedlock, you must hit a sustained griddy for the duration of the women’s labor. This will atone for your sins.
2. When you have premarital sex and have conceived a child out of wedlock, you must hit a sustained griddy for the duration of the women’s labor. This will atone for your sins.
Definition 1
“Gosh diddly darn it, I’m trying to get to my geometry class, but the entire fricking student body has reduced the hallway to griddy lock.
Definition 2:
Priest “My son, you have committed a great sin with this pregnancy”
Sinner “what must I do to atone?”
Priest “you must commit the dankest griddy while your wife gives birth. This will make the child born in griddy lock, instead of wedlock, cleansing you”
“Gosh diddly darn it, I’m trying to get to my geometry class, but the entire fricking student body has reduced the hallway to griddy lock.
Definition 2:
Priest “My son, you have committed a great sin with this pregnancy”
Sinner “what must I do to atone?”
Priest “you must commit the dankest griddy while your wife gives birth. This will make the child born in griddy lock, instead of wedlock, cleansing you”
by G. Jeremiah Pant. November 20, 2023
Get the griddy lockmug. by gay love boy June 27, 2022
Get the griddymug. Griddy time is when you are at a sporting event which is so mind numbingly boring that you drunkenly begin gang raping the mascot just to beat the monotony of your teams sad existence.
by Jason Vane July 25, 2022
Get the griddy timemug. to be or not to be who is griddy and why must we hit him? balls also i suck dick for like 2 bucks and a slurpee so hit me up- insta paiton_kwock
LETS BASH THE FUCK OUT OF GRIDDY
Yo lemme see your griddy
I am currently hitting the griddy for ukraine
Yo lemme see your griddy
I am currently hitting the griddy for ukraine
by CumMuncha69 July 18, 2022
Get the griddymug. A super duper powerful griddy. Yes I know that it sounds cringe and all but that's just what it is, a super duper powerful griddy!
Mike: Yo did you see that Super Griddy that Johnson hit over there the other day?
Josh: Yep, I sure did. It was really amazing NGL. Wish I could hit a Super Griddy of my own one day but for now that will have to wait as I have some work to do right now.
Josh: Yep, I sure did. It was really amazing NGL. Wish I could hit a Super Griddy of my own one day but for now that will have to wait as I have some work to do right now.
by ComputerWorld January 16, 2024
Get the Super Griddymug. by Gucci gian September 14, 2023
Get the Griddy my assmug. The Griddy is a popular dance originating from Fortnite that people mostly use in football. The dance involves the motion of swinging your arms back and forward putting the ok sign up to your eyes.
Football player: "hooray i got a goal, imma hit the fuckin' griddy!"
random guy called jimmy: "not that dance again you dick"
random guy called jimmy: "not that dance again you dick"
by thebestroadman September 1, 2022
Get the Griddymug.