snake in the garden 

term told to little kids when they see their parents having sex.

Now son , you saw the snake in the garden trying to find food in holes.

snake in the garden by DChap23 March 30, 2008

weed the garden

waxing or shaving one's pubic hair so that none is left.

like how when you weed the garden, you don't want any weeds left; you wax, you don't want any hair left.

the other day, my best friend Carolyn and I were waiting for my hot tub to heat up. i noticed that my backyard had a bunch of weeds in it, so i decided to weed the garden. she helped me. as we worked, i looked down and realized that i either needed to trim the bushes or weed the garden. so i was like "damn, i need to weed the bushes." and she was like "we are, dumbass." and i was like "no, i need to wax my pubic hair, i look like a caveman."

weed the garden by missybobisssayyy March 12, 2009

Watering the garden 

When someone urinates in the garden of another, perhaps while stocking that person or waiting for them. Can also be done as an insult to someone if you dislike them

After waiting 6 hours in Arthurs' garden to catch him in tag, Kevin Fung took a whiz (urination) in the garden.

Watering the garden by Big Todd September 7, 2005

The Garden

The garden is Madison Square Garden in New York City. The garden is commonly mistaken to be the TD Garden in Boston but it’s not. The garden is also known as The World’s Most Famous Arena

“I’m going to a hockey game at The Garden,” Said John.
“Oh who are the bruins playing?”
“No it’s the rangers it’s at The Garden.”

The Garden by Joel Moya January 11, 2018

snake of the garden 

another term for diarrhea.
refers to the Devil as the snake in the garden of Eden with Adam and Eve that tempted them to eat the apple of forbidden fruit (Bible story)

"Wow, I can still feel the sting from the snake of the garden!"

snake of the garden by Chris McYowzer February 13, 2008

The Gardener in Fairy Tales 

A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.

Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.

The Gardener in Fairy Tales by Love is destroying me slowly May 1, 2022

fertilize the garden 

Jerking off watching your neighbors porno, while standing outside their window.

My next door neighbor had this sweet porno on, I had to whip out & fertilize the garden.

fertilize the garden by Celeritas July 12, 2006