John: Andrew what did Janice get you for your birthday
Andrew: She gave me Cancer
John: Why would she go out of her way to get you a fidget spinner when she knows that you don't like them?, what next? Is she going to dab in public?
Andrew: She gave me Cancer
John: Why would she go out of her way to get you a fidget spinner when she knows that you don't like them?, what next? Is she going to dab in public?
by garothehobo June 04, 2017
I see a lot of people saying that they are for people with Autism, and me being slightly autistic, I really do like these things. While I don't go around playing with it all the time, every once in a while it's a great thing to just spin around.
And no, it's not just for Autistic people, it is also used as a stress reliever.
Fidget Spinners have been taken way out it's original intention by edgy idiots that think they are cool for having one.
I love Fidget Spinners for what they intend to do. I don't intend to use it for edgy tricks and all that stupid stuff.
It does it's job well, and it should be acknowledged, taking out the edgy teenagers and stupid trending stuff.
And no, it's not just for Autistic people, it is also used as a stress reliever.
Fidget Spinners have been taken way out it's original intention by edgy idiots that think they are cool for having one.
I love Fidget Spinners for what they intend to do. I don't intend to use it for edgy tricks and all that stupid stuff.
It does it's job well, and it should be acknowledged, taking out the edgy teenagers and stupid trending stuff.
Me: I didn't even buy a Fidget Spinner, I got it as a gift. I like it anyways.
Edgy Teenager: Dude look at this Fidget Spinner, lets do some cool tricks with it and get tons of views on youtube!
Me: Just no...
Edgy Teenager: Dude look at this Fidget Spinner, lets do some cool tricks with it and get tons of views on youtube!
Me: Just no...
by EpicCollision June 19, 2017
A new, revolutionary sex position in which the male lays flat with an erect pene while the female positions herself in cowgirl position, then proceeds to lay flat on top on the male, spread her arms and legs out wide, then the male uses his hands to spin her around the axis of his phallus, imitating the movement of a fidget spinner on the tip of a person's finger
"David tried the fidget spinner on me last night and it was spectacular."
"I stubbed my toe on a dresser doing a fidget spinner on Tanner."
"My dick felt like it was being drilled into a sponge when Sheila did the fidget spinner on me."
"I stubbed my toe on a dresser doing a fidget spinner on Tanner."
"My dick felt like it was being drilled into a sponge when Sheila did the fidget spinner on me."
by BigRick2008 May 31, 2017
A tool used by people suffering LSD problems, autism or a mental issue. If you want to listen to a LSD autism song, write Misha fidget spinner song.
by tintintheidiot January 15, 2018
a item dat was supposed to calm u down and maek u pay attention, but instead iut distracts u and u want to throw it away at a wall
by druscus June 07, 2018
person 1: "did you hear basic white boy name got cancer? i feel so bad"
person 2: "yeah he spun his fidget spinner too much"
person 2: "yeah he spun his fidget spinner too much"
by pacman on crack July 13, 2017
A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.
Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.
Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.
Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!
Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!
Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"
Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!
Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"
by StompLiberals January 22, 2019