call the fish on the phone

A fishing technique where an old hand crank telephone has it's wires cut and in the water. When the fisherman turns the crank, the wires electrify the water and makes the fish rise to the surface. Use of this technique is highly illegal and extremely dangerous.

My friend: Hey boss the fish ain't biting.
Me: Looks like we're gonna have to call the fish on the phone!
My friend: What is that?
Me: I'm gonna put these cables in the water and turn the crank.

Moments later

My friend: What the f*ck? The fish are rising!
Me: All you have to do now is scoop them up with a net!

by CountryFriedGoods December 8, 2010

Call the game

A person who calls the game is the one who has to plan how to make each move.

A: What is your position on the baseball team?
B: A catcher.
A: Oh, so you have to call the game, don't you?

by PointTH June 17, 2017

The Prank Call

When a girl already performing fellatio is surprised by another man ejaculating into her ear.

My boy steve was getting head at a party when choda boy came in and gave the slut a prank call.

by Imoja and max.biatch August 8, 2004

call the police

a phrase said by a person when stating that they wish to hear a song by the English rock group "The Police"

call the police

...

roooooooxanne...

by jayzeejunior May 30, 2011

The Phone Call

(noun) Fucking a bitch from behind while she is on the phone with her mother.

"Man, Mary pulled the phone call on Joe last night."
"Yea, Joe told me she was screaming on the phone."

by Chesca natch February 1, 2009

The Booty Call

A girl that has no respect for herself and continually goes to hook up with a goofy mother fucker from jersey. This bitch apparently loves sucking dick and honestly looks like a male.

Normal Kids: So you gonna call up the booty call tonight man?

Idiot: Nah man fuck that shit

The next day the two normal kids find out that the idiot indeed did call up the booty call and performed a UPS delivery (which doesn't include finishing in her)

by Grinnel1 March 9, 2009

call the orphanage

to call the orphanage and tell them to take someone away. this person can be anywhere between the ages of fetus-rotting corpse. RAWR XP

if you shit yourself one more time i'm gonna call the orphanage

by sexybeastbbq February 14, 2020