Thanksgiving

The day that all Americans who work with non-americans go on and on about to excuse themselves from accepting more work - implying they will be absent and their office closed for ages, when actually it is just a single day!

Los Angeles: "oh we couldn't possibly guarantee that small project request because we have Thanksgiving coming up in three weeks".
UK: "but that's like one day!"

by a-winters-tail November 27, 2010

Thanksgiving

A holiday in which Americans are suppose to be thankful for what they have, even though it originated from them greedily taking everything the Native Americans and claiming it for themselves.

Apparently Americans call killing and stealing from other races an act of thankfulness according to the holiday of Thanksgiving.

by Dubiks November 21, 2018

Thanksgiving

a holliday, where us Americans stuff food, with more food. very glutfull.

Thanksgiving is yummy :)

by lonestarr December 11, 2003

Thanksgiving

A day where fat people can eat even more than they usually do and not feel bad, then use the leftover gravy while having sex. May also use a turkey leg in a similar manner as chicken winging

On thanksgiving, tina always makes two turkeys for her fat husband and herself. She also makes extra gravy so dale can fuck her while licking the gravy off of her nipples.

by ADHD93 April 27, 2010

Thanksgiving

An american holiday, mainly just an excuse to eat a whole lot.

Don't be fooled; "I love Thanksgiving" really means "Damn thats good turkey!

by Zach G. November 28, 2003

Thanksgiving

The holiday every American forgets about when thinking it's too close to Christmas to think about anything else.

Person 1: Hey dude what holiday is in November?
Person 2: I think it's Christmas.
Person 1: But that's in December, I think it's about being thankful like Thanksgiving!
Person 2: Nah, Christmas is just so special that it takes up two months!

by Potatoestoot November 10, 2019

Thanksgiving

A celebratory holiday in the USA that no one else outside the USA quite understands.

British Person: "So Thanksgiving is basically just another Christmas? Do you get presents?"

Irish Person: "What sort of holiday takes place on a Thursday?"

Australian person: What? You eat marshmallows at the same time as turkey?

Chinese person: Is this gigantic Snoopy balloon some sort of Thanksgiving spirit animal?

by John Superman November 29, 2013