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Teletubbies

The Teletubbies is a television show targeted towards infants. The program is designed to be educational, but I don’t see what’s so educational about it.

The series features these four creatures that go by the names of Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Yaa-Yaa, and Po. They live in Teletubby Land, a fictional turf inhabited by rabbits. Every morning, a nightmare-inducing baby sun extends over the horizon. If you look into its eyes, you will notice it staring into your soul. There are also windmills everywhere, so it’s pretty obvious the teletubbies rely on wind power as a source of electricity. The teletubbies live in a laboratory underneath a hill. Their diet consists mostly of toast and a pinkish semi-liquid known as "tubby custard". They are friends with a sentient vacuum cleaner that helps them clean up every time they make a mess or spill something. When they wake up, speakers emerge from outside their lab to greet them.
Teletubbies is one trippy show. Watch it at own risk.
by cheeseperson12 March 7, 2013
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Teletubbies

Four alien thing that live in a dome and eat plastic pancakes
I hate Teletubbies with every soul in my body!!!!
by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015
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The Teletubby

sticking your tv remote in your fat girlfriends bumhole.
i just did the Teletubby to Theresa May.”
by p.o.e123123 August 29, 2020
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Teletubbies

Hardest gang in the UK so far, gang leader "Tinky Winky" is a small man with a tv on his belly, their hardest song lyrics are in the example
Over the hills and far away,
Teletubbies come to play
One (one)
Two (two)
Three (three)
Four (four)
Teletubbies
Time for teletubbies,
Time for teletubbies,
Time for teletubbies...
Tinkywinky. "Tinkywinky!"
Dipsy. "Dipsy!"
Laalaa. "Laalaa!"
Po. "Po!"
Teletubbies. "Teletubbies!"
Say, Heeeeee-lo! "Eh-oh!"
Tinkywinky. Dipsy. Laalaa. Po.
Teletubbies. "Teletubbies!"
Say Heeeeeee ... "
Uh-oh!"
"Where have the teletubbies gone?
Where have the teletubbies gone?"
by 2dumb4u February 1, 2021
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Teletubbie

A childrens weird ass TV show. And the dolls watch u sleep
My Teletubbie is creepy!
by GG2K18 July 12, 2018
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teletubby

an obese person that likes men, a fat person who is gay
barney is really a teletubby.
by billyz0914 November 21, 2007
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Teletubby

Don’t you like the weather today.... Teletubby?
by shrekzbigtoe May 9, 2020
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