Testing the tires

This is a term that me and my friends refer to when asking if someone has shit stains in their underwear. These are not the lightly browned streaks, but the heavy streaks that look as if someone was using the underwear to help heat up their racing tires at the track.

Damn dude!
You are never going to get laid when you are always testing the tires.
Shit! Please learn to wipe your ass!

by Wun Hung Lo January 11, 2006

STAR TESTING

A series of tests that determine our school's rank/score and for some reason determine if we go to college or not.

STAR TESTING is tomorrow and I don't even care.

by MhsStud13 April 7, 2008

Rooster Teething

When one goes on a spree of video viewing on Rooster Teeth's YouTube channel.

Rob: "Dude, I spent three hours Rooster Teething!
Jack: "Why?"
Rob: "Just Cause 2 Easter eggs lured me in and the achievement guides hooked me!"

by Thatguyismee April 16, 2011

texting thumb

An ache or pain in your thumbs from texting

"sorry i cant play in gym i have a serve case of texting thumb."

by XxILYxX February 25, 2009

meth-texting

Texting like a fiend; when you are typing so furiously that you might injure yourself or break your phone.

Settle down, girl! You're gonna hurt yourself with that meth-texting!

by sistasparkle January 6, 2012

Testing the Gay Waters

The way a gay friend might very slowly introduce the idea that he would like to see if he can convert you.

Man 1: Last night I was talking to one of my buddies online and he told me in the middle of the conversation the he just finished masturbating.

Man 2: Dude I think he was Testing the Gay Waters.

by I got you back September 20, 2009

tweeting

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"

by Da Ass Master December 7, 2009