Tea Bagging

A horribly misguided attempt by the most extreme of the American conservative right to find some basic form of party unity by lashing out against everything that the Obama administration has done since entering the White House.
"The Republican tea-bagging of the White House is a glorified waste of time and effort propagated by the Fox News Network in order to boost their TV ratings."

"Hey Bob, did you go to yesterday's Republican Tea Bagging Protest?"
"No I didn't, Joe, because I have a legitimate understanding of the way the economy works."

See also: "grasping at straws"
See also: "immature hissy-fit"
by 5J4C April 16, 2009
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1)An odd act performed by males at all-male sleepovers. It usually entails one of the men to place his scrotum on the face of the first guy to fall asleep. Pictures may be taken, but generally are not released out of respect for both parties involved.

2)The act of dipping one's scrotum into a females mouth repeatedly, usually after, or during oral. Usually performed while female is tonguing the scrotum.

3)A small paper pag containing ground tea leaf extract that when dipped into boiling water produces a (usually) sweet solution that may be consumed, we call it Tea.
1) Jerry fell asleep first, so Mark thought it would be funny to tea-bag him. Jerry never woke up and it produced a rather awkward situation which eventually led to us goign to bed in silence.

2) I was doing the nastiest, snagglepuss, hood rat bitch last night, and she wouldn't let me go anal, so I tea bagged her until she vomited, then went anal while she was leaning over the toilet.

3) My friends like to play with the tea bags before they place them in thier mugs.
by Keifer Jennings November 08, 2006
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To dip two habanero into your mouth holding each of them by the stem, before you eat them. A hot sensation will come upon your head. No matter how much you try to fabricate your face, people will see your pain.
I just tea bagged myself man...shit was hotter than Sade.
by MrTallyMon June 14, 2011
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when you stick your balls in someones mouth sometimes when they arent expexting it
there are variations

i.e the alaskan snowcone tea bagging which involves putting ice cream or ice on your ball bag before hand
my favourite would be the iced lemon teabag suprise in which u dip you nut sack in ice lemon tea before give them a dunk in your friends mouth while they are sleeping
make sure to pull out as they awake or they may bite
dont tell your friends or u may get tea bagged
by liamgardiner August 08, 2008
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tea bag. a term for an elderly/old person - inparticular, beligerent and grumpy old people stuck in their prehistoric and judgemental ways.
Old woman : "Put that cigarette out you filthy young cretin"

Young smoker to freind : "Did you hear what that old tea bag just said?!"
by not_a_tea_bag November 24, 2009
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In the game of Halo, the act of squatting up and down repeatedly over a master chief or elite character that you have just killed simulating placing your scrotum in their mouth.
After slaying Toxic Jet with my sword I proceeded to tea bag his ass.
by Blondie5150 October 23, 2008
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setting both testis into a persons mouth
by john doe January 13, 2004
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