Re-tato

When a person has had enough alcohol and/or drugs to reach a point where they have taken on the characteristics of a "retarded" person as well as resembling the vegetative state of a potato. Far beyond shit faced and blackout.
"Jesus Naddy after all of those margarita pitchers Brandon went full re-tato at the bar"
by Hutchinson-yut June 14, 2017
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Tato's Voice

the type of voice you'd hear in recordings of p*dos talking to 12 year old girls
Girl 1: Hey have you met the new guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a Tato's Voice
by pookiewooks September 24, 2024
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tainted tato

When a nether region smells of musky taint water, smegma, and crusty day old poop, aka willnots, rehydrated with the droplets of a large piss.
Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.
by Scallyway888 April 13, 2024
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