Wangy Tash

the wangy tash originated in 56bc (chinese year of the goat). It was first used as an insult to very little people who had no sense of smell. Bigger people used to pop a sly finger between their buttocks just skimming by their ring, leaving poo particles on their finger just in the same way a bee rubs on a flower to pick up pollen. If the bigger person felt brave he, or indeed she could slip ones digit up ones anal cavity for greater effect. The bigger person would then creep up to the smaller person and unsuspectingly swipe ones poo stained finger accross the smaller persons top lip leaving them with an uncomfortable smell and embarrasing brown coloured tash. The smaller persons reaction is one of complete bewilderment and sensing a distinctive smell of shit they then turn their top lip up to their nose to verify the smell. This top lip action and the realisation of the smaller person that you have indeed wiped poo accros his lip is the expression not to be missed by the bigger person.

" dude i've just wangy tash this little person with ankle socks and he took only 5 seconds this time to realise what the smell was"

" her top lip curled up like a girraffe smelling another girraffes arse"

by marlene the cat June 02, 2009

splam tash

the residue left on an upper lip consisting of spunk and pubes following a rectal destruction clean up

clean up on aisle 3 please we've got a splam tash

by dirty bar steward October 16, 2009

paki tash

Short for 'Pakistani Moustache', a paki tash is a small, meek moustache on a man's upper lip that resembles a moustache similar to a paki (Pakistani person)

"Hey, look at that guy, he really needs a shave"
"Damn he has a big time paki tash"

"Bet that paki tash tingles the fannies"

"Yea if he can get any, that paki tash is ugly as fuck!"

by Joewright95 January 14, 2017

cheese tash

Cheese tash is when you wipe the cheese off your bell end with your finger and spread it over some ones upper lip

The lads were playing a drinking game the winner gave the loser a cheese tash

by rambunctious July 13, 2014

Babba Tash

the act of inserting the finger up a subjects rectum then wiping the finger across the subjects bottom lip.

Look Ginner has fallen asleep , someone give him a "babba tash"

by doffer November 30, 2003

Porno tash

A mustache commonly seen in gay or old porno movie's.
Very comical.

"Your mums got a porno tash"

by Thepriest February 01, 2008

poop tash

to wipe the remains of a ridiculously wet fart under an unsuspecting victims nose

she had a face like an arse so i poop tashed the silly split arse

by wobs January 12, 2008