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tampon

Nickname given to reservist in the military for bleeding only once a month.
That guy cant cut it in active duty, thats why hes a tampon
by tito3531 January 4, 2011
mugGet the tamponmug.

Tamponed

when a drug addict or drunk woman needs to change her tampon, and she throws it in your backyard.
jack: bro this homeless woman just tamponed me!!

bob: wow bro howd u clean that up??
by wbbwiai August 27, 2021
mugGet the Tamponedmug.

tampon's on

When a female is on her period
Dude1: "damn I couldn't fuck that girl today.. the tampon's on"

Dude2: "what?"

Dude1: "she's on her period, bro!!!"
by octobandits July 17, 2011
mugGet the tampon's onmug.

Tamponic

Moody or stressy, akin to a hormonal female during the menstrual cycle. Can also be prefixed with 'chronic'.
Tim: fucking hell guys! Stop being such pricks!

Ben: wow Tim, you're chronic tamponic
by Boc March 9, 2012
mugGet the Tamponicmug.

Tamponed

When someone takes out their tampon and and throws it in someone’s yard or a public place
“Dude there’s a bloody tampon in my yard I just got tamponed.”
by Ghettomanasasgirl August 27, 2021
mugGet the Tamponedmug.

tampons

long fluffy clouds that girls stick up there coochie to flavour them and then eat them
hey do you have any tampons i can borrow, i’m getting hungry
by fut nucker July 31, 2020
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Tamponing

The act of sucking on your (or anyone else's) tampon which you just removed from your (or anyone else's) vagina.
- Eww, look at that girl, she's sucking on her tampon.

- I guess you could call it "tamponing", right?
by Dr. Mr. Sir. X January 23, 2013
mugGet the Tamponingmug.

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