Spider-Swinging

Verb.

1) When you climb backwards on top of an elementary school playmate on a swing. There are now 8-limbs, hence, the "spider-swing."

2) A particularly crude form of PDA, involving a couple at dinner, or any public forum, when one member drapes their legs across their partner's lap. It usually involves eskimo kissing or other acts of intimacy to heighten the level of annoyance. They are now an amorphous wrap of limbs, also, very irritating, hence, "spider-swinging."

"Your girlfriend is a serious spider-swinger."
"Sorry, I like you, but I am really not into spider-swinging."
"Dudes, quit spider-swinging, I am trying to eat."

by waywardbetty March 22, 2011

Shit Signaling

Actions that run counter to societal norms so as to prove your love and loyalty to friends, loved ones, etc.

'Did that guy just knock over your beer?!'

'Yea, that's Dan. He's just shit signaling. Don't judge him by this interaction alone.'

by no-kindo May 21, 2018

swingling

Swingling, an art form thought lost in the sands of time, was recently rediscovered alive and well on the upper East Side of NYC, thriving in the brain of The Swingler. Last practiced during the renaissance, Swingling is a delicate ballet of words that leaps to a new height with every more obscure reference. A master of Swingling is able to confound everyone in the room by making references to arcane subjects like rauchbier & bovine fistulation.

At a party last night, I swingled so hard that I discovered a link between the Assasination of Archduke Ferdinand and a Hot Carl.

by a longtime friend/mentor/victim March 2, 2005

Virtue Signaling

A virtue signaler is a trendy poser ego-maniac who perplexes old school trailblazing liberals. Their ego takes precedence over the actual issue, and it's painfully obvious. It's also a great rebuttal tp a meritless claim that one is racist.

Debator: Remember when we all used to get along? At least it seemed that way. Now social media is perpetuating shock value and BLM seems to have been hijacked by violence.
Virtue signaler: You're just racist. Black Lives Matter!
Debator: Yes they do! What you don't know is that they matter more than your virtue signaling.

by Sperloid August 3, 2022

Nut Swinging Apple Jack

Someone who gets away with doing little or no time for a crime they committed.

The jury got bad instructions he's out on the street like a Nut Swinging Apple Jack

by 14 Bag Bundle August 6, 2016

Angry swinging Ape

Vigorously swinging your hips back and forth so that your Nuts and Johnson slap against your stomach and your grundle, emulating an angry ape swinging through the forest floor. Depending upon the size of your penis, it can either be called swinging monkey or an ape. Whatever the case may be, it must be angry. This gesture is usually done to a roommate, teammate or just someone that cut you off on the freeway. Although this movement may be hazardous to the health of your nut sack, it is heaps of fun and can turn any situation into a nut slappin comedy hour! WARNING: Attempting this act on a moving vehicle requires practice and coordination. Please practice in front of a mirror first before releasing the anger of the Ape in public.

The party was getting kind of dull, so Eric decided to get up on a table, drop his pants and display his Angry Swinging Ape. The whole room roared with laughter, some people were angered, some were appalled and some hid their eyes in embarrassment. Regardless, the party was not dull any longer!

by Desi Arnads December 5, 2007

Pipe Swinging Niggas

A group of wild Hood Niggas that do the DIRTY WORK. They are hardcore and don't give a fuck about how they get the Job Done.
These are the type of Niggas that come after people with GUNS, HOUSE HOLD TOOLS, and a BLOW TORCH.

Dis' punk as bitch mothafucka fucked me over on my money so i sent some PIPE SWINGING NIGGAS like Face, Hearse, Stump, and Snake his way to take care of him fo' me.

by Artie Mables March 18, 2009