Scranton

This is the city that once was great, then sucked,and is now trying to not suck even though it is an extremely difficult task. Scranton is beginning to see changes in diversity, but not changes in lifestyle. The average Scranton lifestyle includes consuming 4 plus quarts of Yuengling, eating food that leg drops your arteries, and smoking pot to forget that your are in Scranton, which has nothing to do for fun besides drivining around. The kids at the University suck ass. If they aren't good natured townies, they are stuck up rich pricks from New York, Long Island, and Jersey. God I hate being home unless I have access to a car, which is Scranton's strongest feature: good location. Not too far from NYC of Philly, Scranton also has tons of quickly accesible roads that have little to no police force. Also the locals are fairly easy to take advantage of.

Average Scranton day:
Wake up, put on sweat suit, eat cold pizza from last night, watch TV, take out rage on someone, meet up with people you don't particularly like until your drunk...

by Willis J May 2, 2005

scranton

Often referred to as the armpit of America, Scranton is a gray town, peppered with lush trees, an overabundance of bars, churches, and pizza parlors. What makes this barely thriving town so unique is the time-warped mindset of the natives. There are 5 parts, the North Side, which is often ignored, as its residents are nothing to write home about, the South Side, whose heroin supply keeps all the local junkies in check, the East Side, also known as the hillsection, which was once the neighborhood of the rich and fabulous coal breakers, but has since become a melting pot of the minorites, the poor, and the bourgeoisies, and lest we forget, the west side, a wretched place saturated with overzealous christianity and GED-toting scumbags. Green Ridge rounds out the lot as the most appealing section. Green Ridge is nestled away from all the grime, with its sprawling mansions, its top notch schools, and its genetically blessed inhabitants. Now, don't let the appearance of Green Ridge fool you. The worst kind of scumbags hail from this verdant stretch, the rich ones. All in all, Scrantonites can agree on one thing. Sure, the impoverished aren't going to be sitting down to dinner with the wealthy, but that's not to say they wouldn't have a few drinks with them...because remember, in Scranton, there's always a bar nearby a church, as long as you don't mind walking a block.

I'm not from Scranton, I'm from Green Ridge.

by Winston, Harry September 1, 2006

Susantastic

Adj. a way of describing a noun that is almost too good to put into words.

That CD was better than good, it was Susantastic!!

by punkrain March 20, 2004

sprantic

Spontaneously frantic

The cat just went sprantic, on a slipper that was laying on the floor.

by Sepokefebo December 6, 2009

Scrantander

A bank specialising in the currency of scran.

Bob: "Hey! Did you hear about that new bank, Scrantander?"
Patrick: "Yeah! I opened an account the other day."
Bob: "One hopes those investment scrankers don't get a bit peckish and steal all of our scran."

by Tarquinnious November 4, 2011

sprantickle

A mixture (and portmanteau) of the three drinks: Coca-Cola, Fanta and Sprite. Most commonly consumed in restaurants where the customer gets their own drinks refills.

The amounts of each component added are altered to taste.

Nando's diner #1: Alright, I'm off to refill my water glass with Sprite. Anybody else want drinks refilled?

Nando's diner #2: Here, I'll have a sprantickle.

Nando's diner #1: What the fuck?

Nando's diner #2: Sprantickle.

Nando's diner #1: Oh, sprantickle! I thought you said something else there.

by tfunke December 4, 2011

Sumanth

Person with name Sumanth are with strong sense of prudence. With the help of this great quality, these people can make a good and successful career before them. Due to this concentrated focus if vision these individuals can achieve high name and high fame in their lifetime .Most positively, these men and women have a power to inspire people. But they've a bad habit of getting disturbed by someone at any moment without any reason . They love to live their life on their own terms and conditions . As a Friend and companion , these people are brutally honest. Listen to him with full attention. He always know when you're pretending and that'll be the end even before there is a beginning.

Don't mess with Sumanth, he can as deadly as caring he is.

by thewitchhunter November 24, 2021