Johnny Stubble Burger

A Seasonable burger available for only 2 weeks of the year in the Isle of Man (TT fortnight).
Legend has it that the burger contains actual stubble and is the key ingredient to such a wholesome TT staple diet. Johnny stumbled upon the secret recipe whilst having a shave over the griddle, we know it's stubble but just not the quantity.

Off to Bushy's for some fine music, a pint of Bushy's real ale and a Johnny Stubble Burger.

by Manx Meat Matters June 11, 2018

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Whit & Stubble

Beard care preferred by fellas

I have used my Whit & Stubble beard oil to keep it looking great.

by Mr Jackstagram December 4, 2017

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Stubble Bubble

An aggravated ingrown hair that has resulted in a whitehead or a cyst on the face.

That's a mad stubble bubble you got on your forehead fam.

by hc_0 September 2, 2021

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Stubble Kink

Attraction to face stubble that is more than a five o’clock shadow but less than a beard. It includes but is not limited to:

-Tugging/caressing stubble
-Licking, sucking, nipping at stubble trailing the column of the throat

-Eliciting moans that vibrate against the lips.

-The press of stubble into the bare skin of the abdomen and ass cheeks.
-Stubble burn against inner thighs.

Dark brown stubble atop olive skin is the sexiest. People most likely to have this kink wear blue button downs and straight legged denim.

“I didn’t know stubble could make me feel this way.”

“Duh. You have a stubble kink.”

by mallpretzles January 27, 2023

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