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Stubble Kink

Attraction to face stubble that is more than a five o’clock shadow but less than a beard. It includes but is not limited to:

-Tugging/caressing stubble
-Licking, sucking, nipping at stubble trailing the column of the throat

-Eliciting moans that vibrate against the lips.

-The press of stubble into the bare skin of the abdomen and ass cheeks.
-Stubble burn against inner thighs.

Dark brown stubble atop olive skin is the sexiest. People most likely to have this kink wear blue button downs and straight legged denim.
I didn’t know stubble could make me feel this way.”

“Duh. You have a stubble kink.”
by mallpretzles January 27, 2023
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Johnny Stubble Burger

A Seasonable burger available for only 2 weeks of the year in the Isle of Man (TT fortnight).
Legend has it that the burger contains actual stubble and is the key ingredient to such a wholesome TT staple diet. Johnny stumbled upon the secret recipe whilst having a shave over the griddle, we know it's stubble but just not the quantity.
Off to Bushy's for some fine music, a pint of Bushy's real ale and a Johnny Stubble Burger.
by Manx Meat Matters June 11, 2018
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stubble gut

Painful contraction of muscles of the body which leads to frequent loose or liquid bowel movements.
Upon his arrival home, Antonio's dad did not have time to talk to Christoper Novation as he had a bad case of stubble gut.
by googling hoogling October 20, 2008
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Whit & Stubble

Beard care preferred by fellas
I have used my Whit & Stubble beard oil to keep it looking great.
by Mr Jackstagram December 4, 2017
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Stubbly Legs

Unshaven legs, specifically when previously shaven but hair starts to grow out
Him: Hey, are you going out like that?
Her: Yea, why not? Can't take to see my stubbly legs!
by pseudochasm August 15, 2018
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Face Stubble.

There comes a point of age for every boy.....ah yes. The Time in which the adams apple grows, and boy starts developing small insignifigant hairs on his face that he probably wont have to start shaving for another year or so.......
"Oh wow, look at sterling, he got bigger over the summer. Just look at all that
FACE STUBBLE. ".
by Cherieka brown October 16, 2008
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