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Strip-O-Gram 

Portmanteau of "striptease" and "telegram". A Strip-O-Gram is a form of message delivery in which a man or woman will perform a striptease while singing or dancing. This type of entertainment is popular in many parts of the world. Typically, a Strip-O-Gram is a sexy gift given for a birthday, anniversary or bachelorette party.
At a recent bachelorette party, the Strip-O-Gram, dressed in a fireman's outfit, arrived to rescue the bride-to-be on his chopper and left 15 minutes later when he had put the fire out with his hosepipe..
Strip-O-Gram by loverb6y September 8, 2013
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strip tease 

A performance, as in a burlesque act, in which a person slowly removes clothing, usually to musical accompaniment.
the stripper preformed a strip tease
strip tease by Tarryn March 28, 2005

Strip Magic 

A game of Magic played exactly as normal, but with the eventual removal of clothing, similar to strip poker. In the standard rules, for every 4 life points lost, an article of clothing comes off. This game is difficult to play as approximately only 2,500 girls per state play Magic, and the game is less fun with only straight males in attendance.
Matt: Hey, you want to go to a frat on Friday night?
Jim: Nah, I'm gonna play Magic with Allie and Tim.
Matt: You're such a nerd
Jim: We're playing STRIP Magic
Matt: Can I join?
Jim: Nah, she doesn't want too many dudes there, she's not that much of a slut
Strip Magic by StoneFaceSlut December 27, 2010

Strip of bacon 

The stains of your dirty asshole in your underwear.
I havn't chnaged my underwear in a week and there is a dark strip of bacon down the middle.
Strip of bacon by Metal December 15, 2003

strip club prices 

Ridiculously high drink prices at poser dance clubs and bars. Through these prices and other means, clubs and bars try desperately to create a chic, trendy, Sex-and-the-City-type vibe, but ironically end up mimicking strip clubs (where the captive audience allows a $3.50 beer to be sold for $10).

Establishments charging strip club prices are often home to $20 covers on weeknights, GHB, and enough guidos wearing half-buttoned shiny-colored shirts and gold chains (tangled in sweater vest of chest hair) to start a serious grease fire.
"Hey, how much did you pay for that Bud Light?"

"$10.50"

"Shit, those are some strip club prices"

strip ping pong 

A game best played when your opponent is drunk and very attractive.
Note: Layers are a crucial strategy for this game.
strip ping pong by amc December 15, 2004

strip club 

overpriced alcohol and burdened, worried, naked single moms
paul ford heavily inspired my definition for strip club.

strip club by chillbill February 26, 2008