Groin Strain

An injury sustained during sport activity whereby another player fouls the ball holder by yanking their penis in an effort to make them drop the ball.

The injury could also be incurred by allowing a midget to swing from the flaccid penis like they are Tarzan.

He got a groin strain when a player from the other team gave him a willy tug! It will take weeks for that groin strain to heal itself back together internally!

by Casej.music January 29, 2017

Strain Flexing

When I person tries to appear more buff than they are by flexing harder than they should.

Person1: did you see Steve trying to impress those girls?
Person2: yeah you could tell he was Strain Flexing.

by Buntastic July 7, 2010

The Strained

The antagonist of the first part of the Crossed Boundaries series, a saw blade axe wielding serial killer infamously known for murdering half of the population of the fictional town; Blood Creek, Tennessee. The character itself is portrayed by Jake Merritt, the lead singer and song artist of Isolated Ataraxia, and who is the co-author of the series. However, the sequel: The Waters We Lie Low, The Strained becomes the protagonist of the story, his appearance only being within the two entries, regardless, he stays true as a fan-favorite.

“...later. The graffitied name had been displayed upon the restaurants front door. The Strained.”

by GrilledPotatos June 9, 2021

Strainful

/streɪnfʊl,ˈstreɪnf(ə)l/

A sensation of discomfort - rather than pain - felt in the muscles when making a great effort.

"I didn't hurt myself in that yoga class but some of the positions were strainful"

by Matt Windle poet January 10, 2021

cross-strained

Being under the influence of multiple different strains of marijuana.

“Dude, I’m so fucking cross-strained.”

by BluntBill May 2, 2018

Strain the Soup

Taking a pee break while playing overwatch.

Pause the search real quick, I need to strain the soup.

by alsowonko June 6, 2019

The Strained

The cruel saw blade axe wielding antagonist of Crossed Boundaries, despite being only seen through the original and the sequel, he is a definite fan-favorite to a majority of viewers. The character is portrayed by the co-author and modeler Jake Merritt; who is also the lead singer and song artist of Isolated Ataraxia.

“...quiet pathetic. The clippings shown multiple black and white pictures of the painted mural. He had gave himself his own name. The Strained.”

by GrilledPotatos June 5, 2021