Spooky Stork

A term used to describe a slightly frightening avian creature, or a spooky stork. Also used as a slightly hurtful name.

Me: Woah, that's one Spooky Stork!

by StanTheStork December 18, 2013

stork the baby

When you wrap a baby up in a blanket and carry the blanket like a stork would in those cartoons.

Don’t wake him up. Just stork the baby and bring him to his crib.

by shifty hobo April 2, 2019

stork out

V. To get stoned and work out

I'm going to stork out and see if I can do an hour on the elliptical!

by maybeclever June 26, 2014

storked up

Adjective:

1) the state of being pregnant; knocked up.

2) to get a girl pregnant or knocked up.

1) Did you see Cindy? She's 6 months storked up.

2) Did you see Dave? He's all nervous because he storked up his girlfriend's sister.

by scharky January 31, 2018

Stork Puppet

The act of fisting an anorexic female.

Kate Moss is a total Stork Puppet.

by Cave Moss February 24, 2012

Getting Stork

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a female. Of or pertaining to sexual relations with a female.

"Getting Stork"

Denise is coming over later so we gotta hit the pharm. and get condoms. I'm trying to get some stork tonight.

Yo that girl is all over you! Better call you a cab, I think she's trying to get storked!

by BensonP October 21, 2015

Stork Legs

When a skinny ass girl wears black leggings.

"DAMN! You see that girl over there in them black leggings, Jack?!"

"Yeah dude she got some Stork Legs!!"

by Starbucks&Uggs&Selfies4Lyfe September 12, 2017