steven stork 

Steven stork this term is a term for a man who likes his young children usually he works as a caretaker or a janitor one of those jobs that will get loads of kid action
Also it is a term to describe a man who loves his kids a bit too much

That steven stork really loves his kids

steven stork by Johnny boi 09 April 21, 2018

Shooting the stork 

When one of your friends is in the process of penetrating somebody else with his wee wee, you dive in and flick him in the dick before he ejaculates, causing him to shrink and be unable to hump with meaning anymore.

'Shooting the stork' is the new 'pulling out.'

I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.

Shooting the stork by PleaseEatMe March 14, 2010

the stork

a poor excuse for explaining sex & where babies come from

Jerry: Mommy telled me that babies come fwum the stork

Poppa- Man dats buu shit!!! Where is that lyin' bitch so I can show you how babies really get made??!!

the stork by bojzzle April 17, 2006

The Angry Stork 

A sex move wherein an unscrupulous man conveniently positions his pregnant partner and himself at the end of the bed, directly over a bed post of modest height. While making love to her from behind the man suddenly fucks her so hard and violently that she loses her balance, striking the post as many times as it takes until the man is convinced that nothing could have survived.

"I told that bitch that it wasn't mine, so last night the angry stork had to make a delivery."

The Angry Stork by Workin' Merkin June 6, 2009

Spooky Stork 

A term used to describe a slightly frightening avian creature, or a spooky stork. Also used as a slightly hurtful name.

Me: Woah, that's one Spooky Stork!

Spooky Stork by StanTheStork December 18, 2013

Getting Stork 

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a female. Of or pertaining to sexual relations with a female.

"Getting Stork"

Denise is coming over later so we gotta hit the pharm. and get condoms. I'm trying to get some stork tonight.

Yo that girl is all over you! Better call you a cab, I think she's trying to get storked!

Getting Stork by BensonP October 21, 2015

Spooky Stork 

The single most offensive term in the English language. It's worse than the N word. Only a psychopath would use a term like this.

Rodrick: You are a poo poo pants.
Greg: Oh yeah, well you're a spooky stork!
Rodrick (now in tears): YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Spooky Stork by O' Chungus November 19, 2022