ball startle

When you are startled by sudden movement or pressure very near your balls often causing a subsequent flinching and a reverse thrust of the pelvis. Sometimes accompanied with a gasp.

WOAH! Watch where you flop your hands woman. You just ball startled me nearly into heart attack.

by Whit AKA thrustin peters June 1, 2014

Smarticle

Calling some one smart in a very sarcastic way. Usually it implies that the person being called 'smarticle' thinks they are brilliant, but they also think 'smarticle' is a real word.

Amy: I feed my cat dog food last night
Lizzie: *rolls eyes* Wow, your smarticle.

by roseypanda199 September 19, 2009

Smarticle

Overly using big words to sound smart, but don’t always make sense in your writings.

Don’t over use your thesaurus on every word, not everything needs to sound smarticle!

by Mrs. Gina May 13, 2022

startled mule

the back kick to the private parts of the giver performed by the reciever of anything unpleasant when having sex in a doggy style position.

i gave my girlfriend an angry pirate and she was so pissed she gave me a startled mule.

by the antisocialist December 31, 2011

smarticles

Another word for smart.But it is the cells of being smart.

I have alot..of smarticles!I'm a smarty pants but more of a smarticle.

by Ashlhayyy May 10, 2009

Statile

miserable faggot that always wants shotgun but never gets it cuz his shoes arent new.

Statile- bro i want shotgun
friend- but dude you had it last time
Statile- but i gave you 20 cents bro, bro! bro?

by but bro! December 18, 2009

sharticles

The small, brown floaties in the water left after a particularly rank tub fart.

Marilyn had been enjoying her long bathtub soak, but jumped out as soon as she saw a handful of sharticles float by.

by ammster March 30, 2010