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Stache ride

A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.
Cowboys are experts in stache rides.

Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009
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Travel 'Stache

(noun) a moustache grown and maintained for the sole purpose of a special vacation. This particular mustache is a head-turner in airports, train and bus stations, and cruise ships in particular. May be more noticeable to women, especially women with children ages 5-12.
Player #1)

Yo soul brotha did you see that cat's travel 'stache?

Player #2) FOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH! Them shits be right.
by Los Bunditos November 24, 2009
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stacherash

After going down on a bitch for ages with stubble it irritates her skin around the fanny. Rash by Moustache
Hey wanna fuck again Angel?

"Ehh, no way,Stacherash is killin me"
by Graham Wallace August 6, 2007
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pube stache

Someone attempting to grow a mustache but hasn't finished puberty yet so it doesn't fill in properly.
Wow, that kid has such a pube stache.
by <|-|51s December 17, 2008
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Creeper 'stache

Pronounced Creeper Stash. It is a thin, finely haired mustache, sported by all manner of sketchy men. It can be used as physical proof that a man is creepy.
Not all men with mustaches are creeps. However, creepy men stereotypically have mustaches like this.
Winnie: "I knew it from the start. I saw his Creeper 'stache, and I turned tail and ran."
Carla: "It's just such a puny, weak tuft of undesirable hair. Who in their right mind would want one?"
by RedFlagRedFlagRedFlag May 7, 2010
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FAR-stache

A mustache that is deliberately grown and left unkempt until that person takes and finishes the Financial Accounting and Reporting (FAR) portion of the Uniform Certified Public Accountant (CPA) Examination. After finishing the FAR portion, the person proudly shaves it off. Similar to the No Shave November concept.
Ed: Looks like you're growing a beard, Andrew.
Andrew: Oh, this?
Ed: Yeah
Andrew: I'm gonna keep growing this FAR-stache until I take FAR on the CPA exam.
by AccStudentEd May 23, 2011
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Alabama Twinkle Stache

When a female puts glitter on her vagina without her partner knowing before giving her oral, when he is done he will have a mustache of glitter on his face in his facial hair ect......
hahahahaha my bf went down on me after I put glitter on my vagina without him knowing and he had a twinkle stache!!!!!! "alabama twinkle stache"
by Morbid Madrox September 23, 2011
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