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Chocolate Squirtgun

The act of doing anal, then blowing your load on the chick's face.
-Hey girl hey! What'd you get for christmas?
-My boyfriend gave me a chocolate squirtgun
-HOT DAMN!
by Uncle Sylvester's Son December 31, 2009
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squirter

A female who can ejaculate, usually with serious force and distance
Damn, she's a squirter!
by pmc November 2, 2002
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Squirting Turtle

The spread legged shuffle a girl does after sex on the way to the toilet after not using protection, desperately trying to hold in any semen before making it to the shower/toilet.
Oh my god, my boyfriend has it so easy after we've had sex. I totally have to do the squirting turtle to the bathroom while he just lays there.
by Sexasauras September 29, 2012
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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life
aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000
by da massy man September 10, 2020
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Squirtling

The name derives from the popular Pokemon, Squirtle. The act of squirtling entails squirting either warm or cool water with your mouth onto your partner's genitalia for sexual gratification.
Nerd 1: Hey man, I tried Squirtling last night with my girlfriend. She loved it!
Nerd 2: No way, I asked if we could try Charizarding and my girlfriend went to bed without giving me any action. I'll try to ask for Squirtling next time!
by annarky June 21, 2015
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Squirtle

The cuddliest pokemon evar that is a morph between a squirrel and a turtle
Ash : Go Squirtle!
Squirtle: Squirtle! Squirtle!
by Will =D July 1, 2009
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squirtle vagina

when you finger your girlfriend and she squirts like the Pokemon Squirtle.
Bob: dude my girlfriend squirted like squirtle when i fisted her last night

Jack: wow your girlfriend has a squirtle vagina
by frozzz January 23, 2010
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