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9 Squirrels and a Catfish

The best live internet radio show out there on Revere Radio Network Saturdays and Sundays from 7-8pm EST and Tuesdays from 10pm-midnight EST on www.revereradio.net
"Man, i was doin nothing Tuesday night so i tuned into 9 Squirrels and a Catfish on Revere Radio and laughed my ass off"
by Juggalo366 April 14, 2009
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Ninja squirtle

A stealthy shart that sneaks up on you without warning.
I was on my way to the bar when *BAM*, Ninja Squirtle attack.
by L0L0 June 9, 2015
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Dirty Squirties

When you fall asleep after drinking too much and wake up with your butt cheeks glued together because you sharted in your sleep or straight shit yourself.
by Jrizzle83 October 20, 2018
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Chasing squirrels

The lack or inability to have any attention span whatsoever.
I bet little Billy learned nothing in today's school lesson, boy looked as if he was chasing squirrels the whole time.
by christian luyando March 15, 2019
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Jerry Squires

Jerry Squires, a legendary figure hailing from the small town of Buckhannon, West Virginia, has captivated the imaginations of locals with his extraordinary life story. Despite facing immense hardships, Jerry's resilience and indomitable spirit have made him a symbol of hope and redemption. Born into a humble family, Jerry's life took a tumultuous turn as he started smoking meth and watching porn in jawbone park and found himself living on the streets, grappling with the weight of his circumstances.

However, it was during his darkest moments that Jerry's remarkable journey began to unfold. Despite his struggles, he discovered solace in hanging out with the local middle schooler's and buying them alcohol and stealing from CVS. This newfound source of inspiration ignited a profound transformation within him. Jerry's unwavering faith and determination to overcome his addiction propelled him on a path of self-discovery and redemption.

As word of Jerry's incredible story spread throughout Buckhannon, the community rallied behind him, offering support and encouragement. Inspired by his unwavering faith and the transformative power of his experiences, a local author took it upon themselves to write a Bible that chronicled Jerry's remarkable journey. This unique testament to Jerry's resilience and the power of faith became known as "The Bible Of Jerry Squires," a symbol of hope and inspiration for those facing their own battles.
"Yo i heard Jerry Squires is at jawbone lets get him to buy us some liquor"
by jon lahey September 12, 2023
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Squirrley

adjective-describing simultaneously all of the qualities attributed to a semi-rabid squirrel i.e. crazy, esp. nutty, sneaky, of questionable character, flighty, hyperactive, & horny.
1. She's so squirrley, a night with her could cost you your life but it's worth the risk!

2. Someone as squirrley as he will be a good addition to my mafia, but I wouldn't dare give him any personal information!
by ≈δ∂≈§ҨŰÎЯЯŁЭУ February 20, 2011
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drinkin' squirrels

Verb: To place one or more hits of Ecstasy (MDMA) into one's own drink, usually bottled. not to be confused with a slip.
"me and my boys were drinkin' squirrels last night, we got all thizzed out."
by J-radikal June 17, 2007
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