serious squint

when guys take a selfie while putting on a serious face and squinting to look cool or high.

i saw John take a serious squint selfie in class.

by unionjismylife203 May 20, 2014

squint grits

american chinese food, squint asian eyes, grits = craker food.

Go get some squint grits from that crazy mexican lady down the street.

by JoseOle April 28, 2004

Pinch and Squint

The action performed by smart phone and tablet users when attempting to navigate a website which has no mobile version. First they "pinch" so the site fits on screen, then they "squint" because it's too small to see.

I had to do the Pinch and Squint when subscribing to Advertising Age magazine and it turns out that I actually ordered 10 years of OMFG (Official Meeting Facilities Guide).

by ZHoff February 29, 2012

squinted

when a boy sits with their legs wide

they all sat squinted today

by elliemaerhodes123 May 10, 2023

squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

pig squint

The closed-eyed, nose and tongue extended, face made during deep cunnilingus in order to protect one's eyes.

"That gash was so big, loose, and wet I had to do a pig squint just to get to her clit."

by gunner451 August 20, 2006

The Awarded Squint

A facial form that appears when one receives an award that involves the mouth muscles overpowering the eye muscles and squinting them while smiling, created a uncanny appearance.

Did you see my big award?

Yeah dude! Up on stage you had a bit of an the awarded squint.

Ohh man..

by MAH007 February 22, 2022