Squinting Llama

When you phone up a sexline in a phone box, and leave the phone off the hook while 2 people, members of opposite or same sex, have sex in the telephone box. Sign of best squinting llama's is when the windows steam up.

Jonny: Mate, I squinting llama-ed this babe last night. We got so hot that the windows steamed up. It was like an erotic dream I once had.

by fuckyeah1234567889 March 21, 2009

Nuke Squint

Derogatory slang for Japanese people

Man pulls up in a Subaru. "Boy them Nuke Squint's sure do make a damn good car, I tell you what."

by GeneralNohacs November 2, 2023

The Japanese Squint

The art of of shutting one eye and squinting whilst watching Japanese pixelated porn, just to try get a better view of the cocks, clits and lips.

Dude 1:
"Bloody hell... Dave has only gone and got a permanent squint in his eye, The Doctor reckons his condition came from watching pixelated Japanese porn for six days on end"

Dude 2:
i think he has got The Japanese squint

by Lumberjack88 June 7, 2022

squint

When a player tries extra hard in an online video game to win, especially when that effort is not matched by the opposing team. Characterised by the player putting their their head extra close to the computer monitor and therefore having to squint to see what is on screen.

all-chat: when you squint to win
team chat: yea i know right lmao

by 1Head May 30, 2019

sticky squint

When a guy jerks off with his head on the bed and his back curved so his cock is above his head and blows his load in his eye (sometimes in his mouth or all over his face)

Lastnight i was watching facial porn and really wanted to know what it was like for the girl so i got in position and gave myself a sticky squint

by douchecanoe98 March 1, 2015

The Awarded Squint

A facial form that appears when one receives an award that involves the mouth muscles overpowering the eye muscles and squinting them while smiling, created a uncanny appearance.

Did you see my big award?

Yeah dude! Up on stage you had a bit of an the awarded squint.

Ohh man..

by MAH007 February 22, 2022

Squint

A fan of the American TV-show Bones.
Plural squints

Person1: I hear you like Bones
Person2: yeah I'm a squint

by That other girl May 19, 2017