Squidward

Jasmine

"Isn't that Jasmine?"
"You mean like a Squidward?"

by jasmine.rosie_ January 25, 2017

Squidward

When a male place his member on the face of other person, imitating the nose of the TV character Squidward

Oh look, Jimmy has fallen sleep, let's make him a Squidward

by San Sánchez May 16, 2020

Squidward

Indication that you would like your passenger to slob your knob while driving.

*turns to partner*
"Squidward"

by Chusokorny May 9, 2019

Squidward

Someone who takes the fun out of everything.

Wow, Rodrigo Sanchez doesn’t like spongebob. He’s such a squidward.

by Jitters10101 January 15, 2020

Squidward

When u put your balls over her eyes and your dong down across her nose so she looks like squidward

Yo my dudes I made my girl look like squidward last nigh

by Longshlongswangin January 22, 2020

Squidward

When someone is sleeping take your testicles and place them over the persons eyes. Then let your penis rest on their nose, giving them the appearance of Squidward.

Douchebag: "Bro, when my girl was sleeping this morning I gave her a Squidward!"

Douchnozzle: "Duuude...that's funny as fuck!"

by Downtown Tony July 16, 2010

Squidward

When you rest your testicles on a persons eyes and use your dick for their nose.

Last night when jimmy passed out at the party i gave him a nice squidward.

by EvanVanderbelt December 29, 2016