squatters

A word used when calling a place on something. Like saving a seat on a comfortable couch.

When I was about to leave the couch I called squatters on my seat so no one would take it

by Forensicator May 2, 2006

sqwatermelon

1. The act of smashing the female genitals until said genitals excrete moist discharge. Usually involving male penis but has been know to use some of the following: bat, banana, hair dryer, etcetera.. phallic objects.

2. Commonly mistaken for the only word that rimes with, "watermelon."

Hey Alex and Sam, I was just saying how this freak went all sqwatermelon on me after I used this banana on her.

by SlippyJ November 17, 2011

Squatter

Term used for skanks who come to your dwelling and overstay their welcome. During their stay they will bitch about how bad your house is or what necessities you lack in, reguardless of how recently you have moved in. These tricks usually roll in packs and will annoy the piss out of you.

"Dude, these squatters are inhabiting the upstairs with no hope of leaving."

"I fucking hate the fat one."

"Why are the squatters recruiting dick to your house?"

"Did that squatter just tell you a story about shitting herself?

by I Dont Believe This Shit. August 24, 2011

squader

A thot who wants to sexual relations with everyone in your squad.

Mike: Who was that girl at the party touchin on jake?
Jordan: Oh her? She's a straight up squader. The whole squad ran train on her!

by bgg June 8, 2014

squaterpotamus

A squatty-potty shaped and designed as a hippopotamus.

Hey Bob, have you seen my Squaterpotamus? I lent it to Mia the other day. She said she returned it, but I can’t find my Squaterpotamus anywhere!

by Mia’sMom April 18, 2019

squarerootable

a number or variable being able to have the square route taken out

spuare root of 64 = 8
64 is squarerootable

by CNT BACON PARTY 2012 April 26, 2011

squatpertunity

Any given time a person is able to do squats.

This is the perfect squatpertunity!

by Lillybilly13 September 13, 2016