Squat Queen

A woman adept at the deepest, most sexually provocative workout squat in the entire gym.

I looked up and glimpsed that glorious Squat Queen and could not dare venture into a standing position for at least five minutes.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

squaka

The sound of a bullet entering one's flesh (squa) and then exiting it as well (ka).

(squa+ ka= squaka)

This occurs when the gun (or shooting device) has made direct contact with the body.

When Carrie held the gun to her sister's back and pulled the trigger, a squaka was heard.

by Sammy_keys04 January 29, 2021

squat pissing

When men squat in front of a toilet while standing up to avoid making a lot of noise. This technique can be used if you are in a small house or it's midnight/early morning and everyone's sleeping

Sarah: Wtf?!

Daniel: Oh, sorry didn't mean to wake you up, I was squat pissing so I wouldn't make too much noise

Sarah: Stop pissing on me, I'm your sister!

by Alezf March 12, 2021

mystery squat

When you don’t know if you will shit or fart as you place your ass onto the porcelain throne.

After a certain age, it’s always a mystery squat.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

eggplant squatter

One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.

I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.

Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.

Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?

One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.

by Pierre May 13, 2004

ISLE SQUAT

ISLE SQUAT IS WHEN YOUR AT A STORE AND A CHICK SQUATS DOWN SUPER LOW TO STOCK THE SHELVES AND LOOKS LIKE A FROG READY TO MOUNT A ROCK HARD MAN POLE

MAN DID YOU PEEP THAT SUPER HOT ISLE SQUAT THAT TEENY GAVE ME A HARDY HAD TO TUCK IT IN MY UNDER WEAR BAND DUDE I FKN LOVE THE ISLE SQUAT MAKES SHOPPING WORTH WHILE NO MATTER WHAT STORE

by shannon motowakan October 21, 2011

Squadala

A term often heard in Youtube poops. It originates from an old Legend of Zelda CD-I game. When link and Gwonam take off on the carpet, Gwonam utters the famous line.

Link and Gwonam fly off into the air.

Gwonam:"Squadala!!!"

by Chad Beasley January 4, 2008