Whale Spout

When having sex with a large girl who is a squirter, right before she blows lift her ass and legs up so she spouts like a whale breaching the ocean deep!

That gal last night whale spouted me, I need a rain jacket and a tetanus shot.

Thar she blows, she just had an intense whale spouting, we lost many good men.

That freak whale spouting incident left me soaked to the bone!

by Brinkjojoboo January 10, 2020

spout

a british (?) way to say speak

no need to spout profanities, this is a civil conversation.

by omwjoon March 10, 2023

Sperm Spout

Japs eye, fish lips, penis hole

By Jove Nicholls!! I’ve gone and caught me sperm spout in me zipper again!!!!

by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025

Gunk spout

The act of sneezing and ejaculating at the same time, aiming the discharge at a counterpart's face/tits.

Person 1: Bro, last night I straight up jizzed and sneezed at the same time. It felt amazing!
Person 2: Classic Gunk spout.

by LaLaLandWon March 1, 2017

Mouth Spout

A person who doesn't bother reading or learning things for themselves but instead makes ignorant comments learned from other ignorant or radical red-neck sources

You are nothing but a Drumpf mouth spout without any opinions or knowledge of your own.

So what trash is coming out of your mouth today, you red-neck, ignorant Breitbart mouth spout.

by Lady Goshawke June 2, 2017

Whore Spout

It's where the whores go get water.

"Lee-Ann, go fetch me some water out of the whore spout, please."

by stilldimm February 10, 2020

Elephant Spout

Thee act of taking a water noodle with a best bud and inserting your cock into both sides of the noodle playing a little tug of war type game where who ever pisses harder wins and the loser is stuck with some nice hot cider dripping down their legs

So me and my bro were sick of the same old same old and tried the elephant spout with the nieghborhood kids kicking their asses they sucked major dick calling them Miles Davis

by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011