spoon

To treat someone with tolerance and respect when their socio-political status does not warrant it. Also to refrain from verbally abusing when it is expected.

Cadet Morgan has been spooning Cadet Mitchel.

by Margaret January 16, 2004

spoon

a way to call someone stupid//simple

yer a spoon fek aff

by fuckdapope August 20, 2017

spoon

an idiot,a loser
jimmy made it up at school

If you dive in the shallow end of a pool, your'e a spoon!
or "dont dive into shallow water you spoon"

by Me January 13, 2005

spoon

a tall, blonde, albino

Yo spoon... where the hell did ya go? I can't see u in all this snow.

by alex mondal January 3, 2005

spoon

1. Greatest word on the planet, and a good war cry (see The Tick)
2. Nothing is better.
3. My god.

1. SPOOOOOOOOOON
2. You fool! My spoon will beat you!
3. ALL HAIL SPOON!

by Spoon Worshiper (1 of many) January 19, 2004

spoon

An evil person who "stirs" up rumours about you.
Tells you mean stuff other people have said about you behind your back.
A complete bitch.

Spoon: Omg did you hear what she said about you?
You: No what?
Spoon: She says your an incompetent bitch with no social life. She hates you.
You: Oh...tahts nice. Thanks for telling me. You spoon.

by Imogen c May 25, 2006

spoon

to lightly brush up another person's arm in violent intent
(it all started in the land called of the mind controlling dogs and the goodie bag)

"let's c what's in the goodie bag for you tonite...a SPOON!'
*spoon*

by elmiantacisi July 7, 2004