Spontaneous Liquidation

When a person, place or thing, unexpectedly dissolves into a puddle of liquid. Sometimes bursting like a water balloon or melting into a puddle, most likely killing them. Direct opposite of spontaneous combustion.

In the first X-men movie, the character Senator Kelly died by Spontaneous Liquidation.
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I was watching two men climb down a ladder when suddenly the first man ignited in spontaneous combustion, luckily at the same time the man man burst in spontaneous liquidation, putting the flames out.

by BFew November 27, 2010

spontaneous fasting

Much like intermittent fasting except the decision to fast is brought on by seeing the food prepared for you by your significant other.

After seeing the fish tacos made with salmon, that my wife made me, I decided it would be a good night to do some spontaneous fasting.

by Goodenf December 29, 2018

spontaneous wizardstorm

A storm that forms right on top of the place where you are without any warning.

It is a very pretty day. I think I shall go to the par- oh fuck. A spontaneous wizardstorm.

by argentangel June 29, 2009

Spontaneous Sport

A person who is dressed to go to the gym, play a sport or participate in some other form of physical activity at all times of the day.

That chick would probably be really hot if she wasnt always dressed for spontaneous sport in those sweatpants and running shoes.

by JoeyGrebs November 29, 2011

Spontaneous Nachos

The act of having that favorite tortilla chip dish at the spur of the moment.

Alex - I'm hungry.

Fraser - Yeah me too. What's for dinner?

James - Spontaneous nachos!

by Smirlie March 15, 2011

spontaneous combustion

Getting really mad all of a sudden and doing something regrettable. AKA flying off the handle.

Sometimes I feel this urge for spontaneous combustion, but then I try to think to myself, "how will this fix the situation" and "what if I hurt someone, or do something very regrettable." I try to do something else instead, like take a walk or maybe play some basketball or play Halo.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

spontaneous hydrodentalplosion

When your teeth spontaneously turn to liquid and drip down the back of your throat.

Pam woke up with a full stomach and no teeth, and the doctor confirm she had experienced spontaneous hydrodentalplosion.

by Super Karl February 20, 2009