pink spitoon

Going down on a girl when you have a big sloppy dip of chewing tobacco between your cheek and gums.

Dale: What are you gonna do when we git to the whorehouse?

Steve: I'm gonna find me one 'o them Chino girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and give her pink spitoon.

by mick92627 February 22, 2005

spatot

just like spakol, A fusion of Spa and Kantot! A "special" service offered in a "special" spa for REAL men!

Alvin loves spatot. He schedules this every friday.

by josérizal October 27, 2010

shitosis

a disorder in which one cannot go poop in public restrooms. They are restricted to the home. If they are forced to use public restrooms, they feel extreme discomfort and often unable to perform.

Prah: I have to poop really bad...
Natalie: Then go!
Prah: I can't! I have shitosis!

by Laura & Tika October 20, 2008

shitowski

An exclamation. Like the word "shit" but just a tad bit cleaner and more amusing to say.

Sheh-towe-skee

*hits thumb with hammer* Shitowski!"

"Shitowski, I forgot my homework."

by ilikeyourshoes April 30, 2005

shitoff

A bit like fuckoff but milder. Suitable for children to use.

"Why don't you shitoff Shitface?"

by David Edward Hall September 17, 2007

Shiton!

A word that most fortnite players use when they get a kill

Mongral: HES 1 HES 1
Kid: *Dies*
Mongral: FUCKIN SHITON!

by Mamzmzmskksskzp August 23, 2020

Mexican Shitoff

When you're trying to take a dump at work, and someone is in the stall next to you trying to shit too. Neither of you wants to be the one to stank up the bathroom so you sit there squeezing your buttcheeks together.

Mary Sue and I were in a Mexican Shitoff in the bathroom.

by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015