greatest speech ever

The speech from Team america world police. At the end... you know the great one.

The greatest speech ever:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

by jodertu November 21, 2010

speedo chaser

A female who is obsessed with male swimmers, specifically
the ones who swim for Boston College and Nathan Adrian.

"I'm obsessed with swimmers, their bodies are perfectly shredded. I guess you could say that I am a speedo chaser"

by Thunthunthun October 15, 2013

Winger speech

An elaborate, on the fly speech that can cure any kind of tension or anger between friends, family, coworkers, classmates, etc.

Person 1: Jeff, you've got to stop these two from fighting!

Jeff: Don't worry, I'll give them a quick Winger speech. Everything will be fine.

by yourboybd December 30, 2018

speed-bagging his neobean

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.

Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023

Freebase speed

Freebase speed is freebase amphetamine or freebase Ethylamphetamine. Amphetamine and Ethylamphetamine usually comes in solid HCl salt form. But freebase amphetamine and Ethylamphetamine is a liquid. You can smoke it or inhale the vapors. You can't mix freebase speed with water and drink it and you can't snort it. You would need speed HCl.

I turned speed HCl into freebase speed and then smoked it. It was awesome!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 31, 2021

New Jersey Speed Bag

When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.

I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!

by New Jersey Speed Bag ASC. January 12, 2020

the speech function

without this useful little tool, Stephen Hawking would not have a voice.

also, you wouldn't be able to mix hilarious but mildly racist terms together in a high pitched robot voice.

"Siyock!!"
"What the hell?"
"Oh sorry, that was the speech function on my Mac"

by wambulance June 12, 2009