Southwest Simon

Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane

He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.

by Ron Fish November 30, 2007

Southwest tug and pull

The act of Having your cousin pull on your flaccid penis well you spit in her mouth and your mom shoves a pop sickle stick in your ass

Karolinka did a southwest tug and pull with her cousin and mom!

by Giantniggapenis372 January 29, 2021

southwest kiss

A kiss so powerful it can only be performed between a woman and a woman or a man or a man aboard a commercial airline flight. This can result in being removed from the flight if you are flying Southwest Airlines. Inspired by the kiss between actress Leisha Hailey and Camila Grey on a Southwest Airlines flight that was cited as reason to remove them from the flight.

Tibor: Did you have a good flight?
Mary: It was until my southwest kiss with Alicia from Accounting got us removed from the plane.

by Herbal Klimt October 2, 2011

Southwested

When your travel plans get ruined by an airlines flight cancelations due to ineptness but they use weather as cover.

1. We were going to spend the holidays with our family, but we got Southwested and spent the holidays at home by ourselves. 2. We had a great anniversary trip planned, but we got Southwested, so we never went.

by WesselVessel December 29, 2022

southwest texas state university

the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from

geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State

by SWT Alumni '89 June 2, 2017

Southwest Texas

A self-proclaimed area in Southwest Houston usually by local street gangs and locals who are so loyal they might as well make their own city in Texas.

Yo homie I stay in Southwest Texas up here down on Fondren Rd.

by Zero2infinity August 18, 2018

Southwest

An ultra low cost large passenger airliner. It has a history of settings records from being the most profitable to the most unprofitable. It sets the profitable records by skimping on contracts and doing nickel and dime techniques to give their workers the worst employment of their lives. Then on December 2022 it set the record for the most unprofitable airline in the history of aviation, losing 1 billion usd in 4 days. They did this by skimping on investments for frontline employees and constantly short staffing people for years. I would avoid them as much as possible. This should remain in the history archives for records.

Hey Heard you got stranded by Southwest? Yeah they took my bagged, apparently they thought I gave it to them for free.

by The Worst in the Southwest May 10, 2023