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selisa

Super cutesy girl, adorable and loveable. Will always have your back, and if anyone hurts you they better watch out cuz she will literally attack. Very balanced person, willful and dedicated. Very creative and genuine. You can trust them with anything. Literally, they have a fantastic sense of style, anything looks good on them. They are also very affectionate and very funny. They have a super big heart, so a lot of people might take advantage of it which sucks. Always thinks of others first.
by essence_type11 January 29, 2020
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Salish Apocalypse

April 8, 2014: The date when Microsoft stops providing support (including critical security patches) for Windows XP Service Pack 3.

Currently, more than 30% of all computers (including many large corporations' workstations) run Windows XP. After the Salish Apocalypse, any new vulnerabilities that are discovered will not be patched by Microsoft. This means that XP users will be living in a permanent zero-day environment, and companies that still refuse to upgrade will be easy prey for criminals and anarchists.
"I don't get how so many companies can still be refusing to upgrade to Windows 7 or 8. I bet there are fifty guys around the world sitting on zero-day exploits just waiting for the Salish Apocalypse. It's going to suck."
by Carolinianjeff December 16, 2013
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solicit

to seek to obtain by persuading or begging.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003
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Salisbury Wiltshire

A small city in south west england which is crammed of BADMANS who think they are hard.

Most BADMANS hang out at the guild hall and smoke weed and play. They dont care about college and education as they are SALISBURY 2011 REPRESENTS. All they do is go to crap gigs and listen to crap music by 'I Met Nature' and 'Bury the Betrayer'
*in salisbury wiltshire*
Badman 1 (around 24) : yooo blud you got a quid i can nick for some baccy init?

Nerdy kid (around 10): no mr badman i dont.. do you not work?

Badman 2: yeah he does cuzzzyyyyyy he is lyk a FULL TIME BADMAN init.

Nerdy kid: you too are just salisbury fagss.. you probably suppport that i met nature band..

*BADMANS runs to the guild hall and tell all of his mosher friends to beat nerdy kid up :( *
by ryan spittle January 15, 2011
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soistit

when you are hot, sweaty and angry due to weather work and walking
I was bare soistit after banking de dollarz
by MikeRITE June 23, 2012
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Solesing It

Solesing it - In the act of aggressive masturbation , specifically pertaining to 5 minutes prior to the start of your work shift, in your employers parking lot.
Yo dog this mutherfucker was Solesing it off in the parking lot. All you seen was that white kia rocking like a damn boat.
by Steven the Masturbater September 28, 2018
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getting slished

Caesar and I love getting slished together.
by Rameses Montague August 21, 2009
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