chocolate soil

Chocolate soil: Noun

When your ex comes in the room and you sh*t yourself.

Oh no! I've just made some chocolate soil and it ain't smelling good!

by InappropriateTankToad November 22, 2016

soil the cow

To become drunk and flavorful.

I just spent a hundred bones on booze, we're really gonna soil the cow today.

by java monster February 22, 2008

floor soil

When one poos his/her self on an unknowing person's floor. Popular in Central America as a welcoming to new neighbors or as an insult. The poo is often brown.

Dude... We've been floor soiled!!!! This suxxxx.

by smack_attack November 26, 2010

tills the soil

Another phrase of: hoe
Hoe; a bitch who dates a lot of dudes (less derogatory than slut)

Guy 1: Bro Kim K is so innocent. She def waited till marriage.
Guy 2: Bro are you being fr? She definitely tills the soil if you know what I mean. How do you think she got famous?

by Weird defined February 16, 2023

Home soil

When you need a shit but you don't want to drop it at your buddy's house or out in the wild. You'd much prefer to get back to the comfort of your own toilet for a nice home soil.

Craig: "Dude, you left super early this morning I didn't even see you go."

Steve: "Yeah I needed a home soil man, your toilet's nasty af."

by Kimotabraxas June 6, 2021

soil compaction

In geotechnical engineering, soil compaction is the process in which stress is applied to a soil causes densification as air is displaced from the pores between the soil grains.

Mike: What the hell does soil compaction mean?
Me: In geotechnical engineering, soil compaction is the process in which stress is applied to a soil causes densification as air is displaced from the pores between the soil grains.

by soilcompactionman May 4, 2020

soil load

The act of one male ejaculating into another males mouth

Austin soil loaded into Daves mouth

by Jordie Jordan February 8, 2022