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Sofitude

Sofitude is a unit of both Straightness and Cuteness. It is both as straight as a rainbow, and thrice as cute.
Sofii has SO Much sofitude going on, she's as straight as a rainbow and thrice as cute
by Noodlesis July 19, 2009
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snobitch

The conjugation between the words "snob" and "bitch". A snobitch is a derogatory term given to woman that knows she is attractive and uses it to her advantage to achieve her goals. Due to the fact that they know they're attractive all snobitches will put/shoot down any suitors that attempt to woe them, waiting for the so called "perfect guy". A snobitch will eventually settle for a male counterpart (see douche bag) and attempt to have a relationship. This relationship (as well as many others) will fail in the long run and the snobitch will spend the remainder of her life bitching about how much men are assholes and contemplating "where are all the good guys?" whilst growing older, less attractive, more bitter, as her biological clock begins to reach its final countdown (see "couger" after the countdown has reached zero)
In the land no less
I spot a cutie with guess
And I had on sweats
She looked unimpressed
I said dam you fine
But nothing bout her behind
I said do you have the time, to sit back and chitchat
She said no
You look like a hobo
And with that camouflage shit looking like G I Joe
I said I'm not that broke
And I can buy you a coke
She said this must be a joke
I swear it hurt till she soaked, and shook me off
Like a moth
I said what's the deal with the clothing as long as it's cloth?

-Del The Funky Homosapien "Why You Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me" (a song that details an encounter with a snobitch)
by dredd_90 August 5, 2010
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sobirin

A guy who loves to be bald, tried to have some fantastic hair styles but prefer to be clean and clear on top.
Hey you! Go get some wigs on your head! You do not want to Sobirin yourself up, dont you?
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Sabito

Sabito is a dead ghost child that helped Tanjiro when he cut the big boulder
Person: Sabito is a dead ghost child?

Me: No crap sherlock
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Fortress of Solitude

1. The place that serves as a base for superman. It was first seen in superman #17 on the borders of metropolis, however it is now usually thought to be located in antartica.

2. The bathroom at work, in it's solitude, you can have a few minutes of peace and quiet.
I'll call you from the fortress of solitude, in a few minutes.
by ratpak5 March 22, 2011
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Sombitch

Derogatory term either written "Sombitch" or "Sumbitch".
First penned and used by legendary actor Jackie Gleason while playing Sheriff Buford T Justice in the "Smokey and Bandit" movies.
Insult used to belittle people who have impeded the sherriffs high speed pursuit of the bandit.
"You see that, they went right through our roadblock."
"You sombitches couldn't close an umbrella."
by The Foul-mouthed Cypriot June 25, 2017
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Cheating at Solitaire

1). The first solo album by the lead singer of Social Distortion, Mike Ness

2). Alt-Shift-2: Allows you to instantly win at the Microsoft Windows version of Solitaire, in which you are essentially cheating yourself.
John: What have you been doing all weekend?

Jack: Playing solitaire on my computer, but it got too hard so I used the cheat to win...

John: Cheating at solitaire, eh? Pretty pathetic, Jack.
by Carolinarocker March 10, 2010
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