Snowboardy 

A description of someone who appears to be a snowboarder.

Common examples of this type of person may include :
-wearing of snowboard brand clothing
-wearing of oversized clothes

-unkempt hair

-facial hair

-lazy demeanor

"He's always wearing that Burton hat. He's so snowboardy!"

Snowboardy by HTownfook January 8, 2020

Snowboard 

A girl with NO tits or ass but still gigantic cumslut

Dude:that girls flatter than a Pancake but she still fucked the entire football team!

Dude2: That makes her a Snowboard !

Snowboard by TREYdmarked February 13, 2020

Snowboard 

When you put one foot in her mouth and put the other foot in the vagina.

I rode that bitch like a Snowboard.

Snowboard by SloopDoop February 27, 2021

snowboard 

Derived from a video short, captioned "Crazy how we just casually leave thousands of dollars worth of equipment unattended at ski hills", the term "snowboard" in this case, is atypical from the ones we know today.

The most liked comments under the video included "Because the usual suspects don't ski" (183K), "Cuz hellcats can't make it up the mountain"(124K), "No hellcat people = no thefts"(124K), "Bro discovered white people"(45.5K), etc.

This word "snowboard" is connected directly to the comments. These comments insinuate that a certain minority are the "usual suspects" that drive "hellcats", and are a part of what's termed "hellcat people". What minority of people is this, you ask? Who knows?

Let's not make any assumptions nor conclusions on anything we aren't sure of or educated on. Hope this definition helps!

Usage: NOUN/VERB

"I don't like people who snowboard."

"Are you an avid snowboarder?"

"Can you afford a snowboard?"

snowboard by seeseesnowboard February 2, 2024