Senor Cardgage (pronounced Snore Cardgage)

An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.

"Hi there Belindas"

"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"

"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"

by Spamaco Internationall October 10, 2006

snore throat

A sore throat caused by snoring

I fell asleep on the couch last night and woke up with a snore throat

by torchinomotorino October 23, 2025

Snoring tits off

Snoring hard, deep asleep

Alexandra has been snoring tits off all night

by Professor-x-machine April 2, 2022

Snore core

when you snore too much

"' I hate you because of your snore core."

by Piickleboii March 17, 2023

Butt Snore

when you fart in bed

wife: ew did you just fart?
husband: nah hun, was a butt snore.

by eyepatchpete July 26, 2020

Snoring

Aggressively fucking someone who was formerly your subordinate at work.

I was snoring her when my cat hopped onto her face.

by NB Forrest June 4, 2024

Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."

Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..

by QuacksO September 29, 2019