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Senor Cardgage (pronounced Snore Cardgage)

An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.
"Hi there Belindas"

"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"

"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"
by Spamaco Internationall October 10, 2006
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Snoring tits off

Alexandra has been snoring tits off all night
by Professor-x-machine April 2, 2022
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Snore Shore

In Southern Louisiana there is a 24 mile long bridge called the Causeway. On one side is the “south shore” where New Orleans & its suburbs are located.On the other side of the bridge is the “northshore” where the cities of Mandeville & Covington are located. The Northshore is the complete opposite of New Orleans. It is completely void of anything interesting, unique, & fun. The food is bland. The best thing you can do is go sit on the lakefront and miss being in New Orleans. Sleeping out of boredom is the main attribute of the north shore. Thus when someone is driving over the bridge from New Orleans to the north shore, it’s much easier to say, “I’m heading to the snore shore.” Because that’s what you will be doing over there. Snoring. Until you can go back over the bridge.
Heading to the Snore Shore today to be bored out of my mind, pray for me
by Sy-syrup May 5, 2025
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Snore core

"' I hate you because of your snore core."
by Piickleboii March 17, 2023
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Snoring

Aggressively fucking someone who was formerly your subordinate at work.
I was snoring her when my cat hopped onto her face.
by NB Forrest June 4, 2024
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Butt Snore

wife: ew did you just fart?
husband: nah hun, was a butt snore.
by eyepatchpete July 26, 2020
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