Smurfing

To have sex with another organism Smurf style.
Smurf Style

I was smurfing Smurfette last night.

Smurfing by Mecrobmaster April 23, 2009

Smurfing

Surfing the web via Smart Phone. Especially when working for a company with a Web Washer.

Q: What have you gotten done at work today?

A: I've been Smurfing the local news, sports sites, Fark. So I've gotten a lot done. Work? Not really.

Smurfing by john E Wad September 24, 2009

Smurfing

When you pick dingle berries out of your lovers asshole while you both mutually masturbate.

Me and my girlfriend tried smurfing last week, I didn't really like it.

Smurfing by greencat420 July 9, 2011

Smurfing

Originating in Australia smurfing is the art of sending an image of ones self via snapchat with ones face colored blue like a smurf.

"Oh I just got a new snapchat.

Omg their face is blue they must be smurfing me."

Smurfing by DFL20003000 March 5, 2014

Smurfing

The act of sitting on your girlfriend's face until she turns blue, and when you stand up she has a white beard. Best done when shaved.

Last night I was smurfing my girlfriend!
She'd be good to smurf!
I remember the first time I smurfed...

Smurfing by Dykeosaurus November 13, 2014

Smurfing

A portmanteau of "smut" + "surfing", it's a verb for when someone leisurely gets caught up browsing through meaningless content on the web, such as porn or celebrity gossip.

"Damn, a whole hour went by. I better quit smurfing around and get some work done."

Smurfing by Lee1965 February 20, 2015

Smurfing

The sexual act of choking ones partner until they turn blue.

Darling, I do love a good bit of smurfing!

Smurfing by 123qweasdzxcrtyfghvbn May 23, 2015