splitaniously

Something that doesn't occur instantaneously but occurs faster than a split second.

The thought occurred to me splitaniously.

I will be there splitaniously.

I got a splitanious response to my text.

by Fireheart storm March 10, 2022

Sitani

Sitani is kind hearted human being who always puts othered before himself, Sitani loves food and will eat all the leftovers so make sure to hide your food from him. Sitani is also caring and precious & thinks he has jokes so just laugh when he try joke around even thou it’s dry:)

He looks like a Sitani

by Prettygirlrock January 7, 2024

Sritansh

A short midget with a gigantic cock. The size of the mariana trench. Your trenches have nothing on this man. He will pound you 5000 feet deep and you will wish he never gave you backshots. He is a great friend and very tranquil. He simply can't hide his big cock, but he has a fun personaility once you was his shyness away.

YO YOU HAVE A SRITANSH LEVEL COCK.

by THE ALMIGHTY101 March 11, 2024

Sliten

It is a word used for talking slowly; it is a combination of "silent" and "listsen" and is primarily used by students in grades 6, 7, and 8.

Shh.be sliten.

by Suryad March 26, 2025

Sitanding

sitting and standing
all at once
no questions
just sitanding

Ruki: Hey Pritz, im just gonna sitand over here
Pritz: What is Sitanding?? You're gonna do what now??
Ruki: its sitting and standing all at once! it's the unspoken prophecy!
Ruki: basically, you just decide to sit somewhere. and then you stand.

by flomgoldosh September 21, 2025

Sitandancing

sitting
standing
dancing
all at once
yes
confusing
but doable

Ruki: Hey Pritz, im just gonna sitandance over here
Pritz: first it was Sitanding?? You're sitandancing now??
Ruki: its sitting and standing and dancing all at once! it's the unspoken prophecy!
Ruki: basically, you just decide to sit somewhere. and then you stand. and then you dance! its the true prophecy!!
Pritz: time to learn how to sitand! and sitandance then! sounds fun!
Ruki: it truly is fun! its goes just like this! *proceeds to sitandance*

by flomgoldosh September 26, 2025

Encyclopedia Shitanica

When a person has infinite knowledge of worthless information.

1) You knew what the first commercial on VHS was, and showed me, you are Envyclopedia Shitanica

2) Mr Encyclopedia Shitanica lectured me on the origins of wood

3) The Encyclopedia Shitanica weighs more than the average weight of an empty beer can

by Scottneh December 17, 2023