shattered

To break into a million pieces. To suddenly burst into fragments.

The thoughts of a million men trapped inside the chasm which is the mind of a future programmer.

The vace shattered into right before our eyes.

by Shattered December 2, 2003

Shattered Mast

N. The residual pain left from an extended, but exquisitely satisfied priapism.

V. To satisfy the priapism.

Baby I've still got a shattered mast from last friday.

by Bigsby Hornsworth June 15, 2010

Skittered

the past tense form of skitter or "to skit." basically, a dumb ass word rednecks made up to describe when you've got to hurry off somewhere fast and unseen. like when you're crouching and sneaking around, but super fast. usually used when talking about bugs or rabbits or small shit like that. a close synonym would be like scurry.

"My dad told me to get my shot gun to scare the tweakers off, but when I opened the door, they all skittered away like cockroaches. fuckin 'a man."

"I lit my cig in the back yard, and taught I taw a putty cat, but the flame make it skit on down the road."

by BeccatheWrecka May 2, 2019

Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.

AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.

by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012

spattered

splashed, asperse, bedabble

My bed was spattered with blood.

by justaguy334432 November 18, 2013

Scattered

Scattered is when your somewhere and something comes and you leave abruptly

Mark : Then the police came so we all scattered

by colourful bird Oioi September 24, 2016

Soutered

To misrepresent one's own beliefs (political or otherwise) for the purpose of self gain. The term originates from the appointment of Justice David Souter to the Supreme Court by Republican President George H. W. Bush. Although a self-proclaimed conservative himself, Souter soon after revealed himself to be a liberal. Therefore, the verb "souter" or to be "soutered" means most nearly the act of expressing views other than one's own for the purpose of furthering one's own cause.

Dude, that PETA operative doesn't actually like hamburgers! He only came to my barbecue to sabotage my patties. I was totally soutered.

Roger isn't actually a Republican. He just soutered us so he could spy on our campaign rally!

'Joe Millionaire' is a show where a bunch of dumb broads get soutered by a bachelor who isn't actually wealthy.

by cowboyNY June 18, 2010