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Skid mark scotty

person who hasn't been taught the basics of bowel control. Usually a member of the liberal party of Australia and accidental prime minister.
Oh mate I think I pulled a skid mark scotty.... oh no shouldn't have got on the piss last night
by Abu sharmuta March 26, 2022
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Toilet Skid mark

A peice of shit that has stuck to the side of the toilet and looks something like a gt stripe on an old mucle car
dude i totally left that chick a surprise in her toilet, It was a full on turd and guess what?,I didnt flush so shes got a massive toilet skid mark on her hands-literally
by Asian Inv4sian August 8, 2009
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4 lane skid mark

After leaving a huge crap in the toilet you proceed to flush, the poo leaves a mark on the base of the toilet so large it covers it entirely.
I just left a 4 lane skid mark in shitter.
by Phlapjax March 17, 2009
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the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society

Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.
Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"
by Elburno March 2, 2008
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Chocolate skid mark

When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.
“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”
by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019
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skid mark head

A skid mark head is when your head is really deformed and premature. Some examples of people who have a skid mark head are: Jason Vorhees,Characters from wrong turn or hills have eyes.
"Have u seen Berry. He has such a skid mark head."
by Bap3GoD November 21, 2017
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tallahassee skid mark

Ehrich Gee.
"One time Ehrich Gee farted and there was a wet spot on his pants.... we then proceeded to call him The Tallahassee Skid Mark"
by BigPoopieMuncher February 1, 2018
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