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Skid mark scotty

person who hasn't been taught the basics of bowel control. Usually a member of the liberal party of Australia and accidental prime minister.
Oh mate I think I pulled a skid mark scotty.... oh no shouldn't have got on the piss last night
by Abu sharmuta March 26, 2022
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Toilet Skid mark

A peice of shit that has stuck to the side of the toilet and looks something like a gt stripe on an old mucle car
dude i totally left that chick a surprise in her toilet, It was a full on turd and guess what?,I didnt flush so shes got a massive toilet skid mark on her hands-literally
by Asian Inv4sian August 8, 2009
mugGet the Toilet Skid markmug.

4 lane skid mark

After leaving a huge crap in the toilet you proceed to flush, the poo leaves a mark on the base of the toilet so large it covers it entirely.
I just left a 4 lane skid mark in shitter.
by Phlapjax March 17, 2009
mugGet the 4 lane skid markmug.

the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society

Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.
Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"
by Elburno March 2, 2008
mugGet the the guinness skid mark on the underpants of societymug.

Devil's skid mark

That's sweet brown drip cascading down the side of your crack pipe before you swipe it and take it head ringer
Bobby was shaking with excitement at the thought of the Devil's skid mark painting his pipe as he awaited his next ripper.
by Qbinking January 31, 2025
mugGet the Devil's skid markmug.

Skid mark

A very unpleasant or annoying person that bugs you or gets in your way.
Man, that Patrick is a real skid mark
mugGet the Skid markmug.

skid mark

the castle boys from rathfarham
by anonymous April 20, 2022
mugGet the skid markmug.

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