Girl 1: How was the sex last night with tommy?
Girl 2: It was really great until he pulled it out and gave me a smelly skid-mark.
Girl 2: It was really great until he pulled it out and gave me a smelly skid-mark.
by bulldog07 May 22, 2006
Get the skid-mark mug.Girl 1:Hey Sally, how was the sex last night with tommy?
Girl2: It was great until he whipped it out and gave a huge skid-mark!
Girl2: It was great until he whipped it out and gave a huge skid-mark!
by bulldog07 May 24, 2006
Get the skid-mark mug.After leaving a huge crap in the toilet you proceed to flush, the poo leaves a mark on the base of the toilet so large it covers it entirely.
by Phlapjax March 17, 2009
Get the 4 lane skid mark mug.by Elburno March 2, 2008
Get the the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society mug.When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.
“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”
by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019
Get the Chocolate skid mark mug.a line of nut/semen on one's bed sheets after sexual intercourse or another name for a accidental birth.
by benjigamerTG September 18, 2020
Get the skid mark mug.The term “skid mark” holds multiple meanings. While these meanings may drastically differ, a consistent theme across the meanings is a mark or stain caused by some source of friction.
The meaning covered here will be the slang term for fecal matter that is smeared or scarred about the underwear in the area adjacent to the anus. This is normally caused by poor or insufficient wiping attempts or when the individual has already shit his/her pants and continues to move about, causing the smearing or “skidding” of the feces itself.
The meaning covered here will be the slang term for fecal matter that is smeared or scarred about the underwear in the area adjacent to the anus. This is normally caused by poor or insufficient wiping attempts or when the individual has already shit his/her pants and continues to move about, causing the smearing or “skidding” of the feces itself.
“Hey honey, you may have to pre-soak my underwear before you throw them in the wash. They have a huge skid mark in them.”
“Oh man, I think I crapped with that last fart. I can feel the skid mark grinding in.”
“Oh man, I think I crapped with that last fart. I can feel the skid mark grinding in.”
by A. Massey September 25, 2020
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