Plural of skeeter teeter. Small breasts resembling mosquito bites. What Yankee dogs call bee stings.
What was that chick with skeeter teeters thinking when she entered the Miss Wet T-shirt contest? Did she really want the Miss Bee Stings prize?
by Texinthecity November 18, 2013
Get the skeeter teetersmug. The act of quickly running up to an object, person, or place and skeeting on said object, person, or place.
by Weeeelldone June 24, 2007
Get the Skeeter Rackedmug. A number 6 razor or less cutting your hair very tightly on the top of your head with a number 3 razor or less cutting your hair very tight on the sides. When you rub your head with your hand you can feel the hair push against your hand in both directions. When you wear a cap the tightly cut hair acts as velcro and keeps your hat glued on top of your head.
I had long hair then I got a skeeter head at super clips using a number 3 razor on the side and a number 6 razor on top.
by Bubba001 August 14, 2012
Get the Skeeter Headmug. Someone, usually a person who no one likes in the least and most often a menace to existence, who gets sexual stimulation and/or jizzes their britches whenever they cheat or defraud others. The volume of ejaculate is directly proportionate to the degree of suffering of the intended victim.
Chuckford: "That phone scammer sure did groan and grunt alot when he thought I was going to give him my bank info."
Rastafarian Billy: "OH! He must be a cheatin' skeeter! Probably cheat-skeetin' out a load of jizz thinking about the heartache and suffering that he would cause."
Chuckford: "Yeah, sounds about right. What a piece of unfiltered shit that man must be..."
Rastafarian Billy: "OH! He must be a cheatin' skeeter! Probably cheat-skeetin' out a load of jizz thinking about the heartache and suffering that he would cause."
Chuckford: "Yeah, sounds about right. What a piece of unfiltered shit that man must be..."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
Get the Cheatin' Skeetermug. by ThereAreNoNamesLeft July 5, 2006
Get the skeeter's earmug. A theorem that states that all white bitches are crazy. The theorem was deduced by means of a logical proof.
I should have referred to Skeeter's Theorem before gettin with this white bitch, she got me stressed!
by Skeeter Cockstein February 19, 2009
Get the Skeeter's Theoremmug. An obsessive stalker with exactly all the opposite of what a person they are stalking would consider someone worth hanging out with by choice.however they do this on purpose cause they are seriously super geniuses acting those ridiculously undesirable ways that they created for one individual personally different for everyone.worst part is,you won't know what you did you can't see them and cannot shake them off any time with anything can't hurt their feelings unless they pretend you did but with something that you say that the fake emotional reaction reacted on and you can't find them to poke out an eye and they won't hesitate to remind you that you missed a spot shaving your ass crack last night..in other words the new age best friend you learn to jerk off too that's all you can do....
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO THAT SKEETER GOOCH!!!I SWEAR MAN!!!why do I have to deal with stage 10 clincher!!!
by NACuvSRO November 30, 2020
Get the skeeter goochmug.