Rocket Surgery

A mixed metaphor describing a non-existent, yet implicitly high level of qualification. The greatness of this term is in its subtle ability to call someone stupid twice in one euphemism. The irony may go over someone's head and they would call out that this field of study doesn't exist.

A: Come on, it's not rocket surgery.
B: Are you fuckin retarded? There is no rocket surgery. Anyway, this is hard. I don't want to fuck up.
A: No dude, you're retarded. Just match the colors so I can jump start your car, dipshit.

by Johnny RS July 24, 2010

Shuggermugger

A non-vulgar swear word. Usually used when you forget something, or you don't really care.

"Did you do your homework?"
"Shuggermugger!"

A man was playing a basketball game and he missed. "Shuggermugger!"he cried.

by Cutebabys Nelson Artine July 25, 2009

Shuggernaut

An epic sized dick which rips females in two

Mum - "oh shit johnny your dad totally ripped me in half last night with his shuggernaut"

Johnny - "i have an erection"

Dad - "I'M THE SHUGGERNAUT, BITCH!!"

by fudge-packing-across-europe July 26, 2009

Surgerized

To have had surgery on something.

I was surgerized last week.

I was surgerized on my ankle.

When will you be surgerized next?

I will be surgerized in December.

by Suthynangel June 11, 2010

Shurter

To laugh histaricly or un-controllably sometimes so bad you may end up pooping yourself.

The clown caused him to shurter.

by Theboss154 August 4, 2014

surgeration

Surgeration is when someone or something is put under for a magical and life changing procedure. During this procedure one has surgery and an operation. Other known as a surgeration.

In ancient times Egyptian doctors healed unicorns by performing surgeration.

by Truewordfacts March 11, 2015

surgerated

The effect of getting an operation of surgery

I got surgerated on my dick

by Pronopbsquad June 4, 2017