A syndrome which causes people to be completely and utterly distracted from their previous train of thought when confronted by something shiny. This shiny object can take a variety of forms but will ultimately be determined by the inherent preferences of the one who suffers from the aforementioned syndrome. The subject will usually exclaim in a high pitch voice "oooh shiny!"
"Hey Jim? Me and a few of the guys are planning to get shitfaced at the bar tonight. You want in?"
"Yeah sure man that sounds grea- *spots object* Ooooh shiny!"
"Right on. I'll tell the guys you're co-Jim? Jim?!....... oh for fucks sake not again."
"Yeah sure man that sounds grea- *spots object* Ooooh shiny!"
"Right on. I'll tell the guys you're co-Jim? Jim?!....... oh for fucks sake not again."
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Too happy to be taken seriously; happy to a cheesy or campy extent. Comes from the R.E.M. song Shiny Happy People.
I hated that movie's shiny happy portrayal of high school. In reality, it's a living nightmare for some people.
by Me I. Myself February 1, 2009
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by themanwithaplanfornow March 13, 2010
Get the shiny ninety mug.The term is based on a Chinese propaganda poster popularized by REM in the song of the same name. Its a term that determines that people are faking happiness or false happiness in order to fool the outside world that there are no problems. Shiny Happy People are effectively massive fakes.
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A Shiny Nickel is a sexual favor usually given by a girlfriend, wife, or an escort (prostitute). To give one a Shiny Nickel the female must first lather the males' anus with semen and vaginal fluid. Then she must "shine" his anus with her toungue until squeaky clean.
A Shiny Nickel is a sexual favor usually given by a girlfriend, wife, or an escort (prostitute). To give one a Shiny Nickel the female must first lather the males' anus with semen and vaginal fluid. Then she must "shine" his anus with her toungue until squeaky clean.
Man #1: How was that date last night?
Man #2: Amazing! After the movie she gave me Shiny Nickel in her Grandma's bedroom!
Man #1: Fucking Epic...
Man #2: Amazing! After the movie she gave me Shiny Nickel in her Grandma's bedroom!
Man #1: Fucking Epic...
by Rusty Penny January 7, 2010
Get the Shiny Nickel mug.The new kid at school who gets all the attention because the kids all want to know what they're like and whether or not they'll be friends with him/her. Eventually, the "shiny new toy" factor wears off in about a week or two and the kid just becomes a normal student.
Kid #1: Hey, new kid! High five!
Kid #2: High five? Pshh, that's lame. Hey new kid, do I get a hug?
Kid #3: Me too! I want a hug first!
Kid #2: Back off, I saw the kid first!
Teacher: Kids, she is not a shiny new toy! Cut it out!
New kid: Umm...I think I'll just be going to homeroom now...
Kid #2: High five? Pshh, that's lame. Hey new kid, do I get a hug?
Kid #3: Me too! I want a hug first!
Kid #2: Back off, I saw the kid first!
Teacher: Kids, she is not a shiny new toy! Cut it out!
New kid: Umm...I think I'll just be going to homeroom now...
by Quinntillion April 8, 2009
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