shreyas
Desperate to be viewed as a hotshot, portrays himself to be a helpful person who has made it in life, but fails you when he could actually help and later apologizes for it. Self-proclaimed expert in "reading between lines" and a scumbag, who bullies little kids and has deep seated mommy issues.
New guy at work: The boss is such a hotshot! He is sporting the latest apple watch and a swanky new BMW!
Seasoned co-worker: Oh wait till he pulls off a shreyas on you and your kids.
New guy: oh what does that mean?
Seasoned co-worker: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Dude1: I can't understand what this piece of text says.
Dude2: Maybe you don't understand because you can't read between the lines - try finding a Shreyas, the self-proclaimed between the lines reader.
Dude1: oh where can I find a shreyas?
Dude2: in his bmw, reading between all the lines on his latest iphone
Seasoned co-worker: Oh wait till he pulls off a shreyas on you and your kids.
New guy: oh what does that mean?
Seasoned co-worker: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Dude1: I can't understand what this piece of text says.
Dude2: Maybe you don't understand because you can't read between the lines - try finding a Shreyas, the self-proclaimed between the lines reader.
Dude1: oh where can I find a shreyas?
Dude2: in his bmw, reading between all the lines on his latest iphone
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