Shrekt

The act of being anally sodomized by the fictitious DreamWorks character, usually in a rather vigorous and forceful way.

His anal cavity was left destroyed after being shrekt during his sleep.

by ShrekL0rd January 8, 2016

Shiesty bitch

A Grandmother who has over a million dollars in her bank account. But when its your birthday she sends you a check for a measly 50 bucks

My Grandma just wrote a check for a million dollars to buy a property. You know what she gave me for my birthday? A check for $50 bucks? Fuckin Shiesty Bitch!

by G.angsta Williams April 25, 2011

Pooh Shiesty

"Pooh shiesty that's my dawg but pooh you know i'm really shiesty"

'Yeah i know pooh shiesty and that nigga really shiest on bro and em but he really know im the shiesty nigga on foenem

by lil durkiooo March 2, 2021

shreetej

A very good person who is naughty , funny and a good looking man.
He likes to eat a lot of chocolates and other junk food

Looking good shreetej

by abcd1234cdef5678 September 19, 2016

Shrekt

to get wrecked

1: I got so Shrekt last night i can't remember a thing
2: mate if we were in a fight you would get Shrekt

1: I got so Shrekt last night I can't remember a thing
2: Me and Bill got in a fight and I completely Shrekt him

by Fakename17 April 15, 2015

Kentucky Shoestring

Imagine a dick eating another dick

In technical terms...When one male gently but forcefully places another males penis inside of his own penis.

God damn it Sam! If you do that one more time I'm gonna give you a Kentucky Shoestring.

by A Tom15 November 4, 2008

Shristied

The drunken state of not knowing where you are, how you got there, or where the hell you're going. The ability to walk a straight line is still present, however speech is severely impaired and belligerence ensues. Present foremost is the need to 'dance' after 'going to the bathroom' see: shot race...Shristied is the number three cause of elevator, shower, and stairwell hookups after 'KLed' and roofied punch from BU's finest Pi Kappa Alpha boys. Often resulting in questionable what-the-hell-happened mornings, and trashcans next to beds. Roomates may flee the room the night because of the pervasive smell of vomit and grain alcohol for a respite of sleep.

"Bro, I got 'KLed' last night"
"Oh, nice bro. Yeah I got Shristied at PIKE the other night- I woke up fucking a Coke machine at the motel6. She was cummin' Fresca, like crazy, man!"
"Bro you gotta hook me up next weekend. I won't settle for KL--I'm mean she's cute, but no Shristy...bro.............right bro?"

by CMWalka March 26, 2009