SHOPNESIA

Specific Amnesia that takes place in the supermarket or Retail shop which cases you to forget what you wanted to buy resulting in you buying unnecesary stuff or whatever crosses your path.

"Yes, I am aware that we have 2 unopened cereal boxes, but I went to the supermarket and suffered from shopnesia".

by El Cuni March 25, 2009

Shopetta

Shopetta is an online men's clothing store based out of Tucson, Arizona. They specialize in high quality t-shirts designed for college students, including tank-tops, crew-necks, and v-necks. All products are 100% made in the USA.

Shopetta
t-shirt
tank-top
crew-neck
v-neck
Tucson
Arizona
college
men's clothing
quality products
made in usa
made in america

by beardownarizona August 11, 2012

Shopleft

Surreptitiously leaving your own old, no longer wanted, possessions for somebody else to have to deal with.

I was tired of looking at your old beat-up golf clubs that you refused to take to Goodwill, so I shopleft them at the neighbor's garage sale.

It's time to take our unsold garage sale items to Goodwill. Hey! Where did these golf clubs come from? Somebody must have shopleft them here. Assholes!!

by wastenot July 20, 2017

shopcest

When two people in the same occupation or vocational shop get into a relationship, implying that shop is like family and no relationship should come out of it other than friendships

Person 1: Hey did you here David and Cathy are dating in our shop

Person 2: Ew, that’s just shopcest

by Dhogen.good450 November 4, 2021

Hobby shopper

One who shops for fun and gets great deals for family and friends

I hobby shopped for a great bicycle for my niece, it's like new and half the cost of a new one, Ellie loves it! Hobby Shopper score!

by BjlOwens June 5, 2017

Floral Shoppe

The most emblematic vaporwave album made by Macintosh Plus (aka Vektroid). It was released in 2011. Actually the second song (Lisa Frank 420/Modern Computing) was memed to death.

Person 1: I'm gonna play Floral Shoppe
Person 2: Oh that album is a e s t h e t i c

by a e s t h e t i c u s e r March 15, 2019

2nd Column Shopper

When someone shops based on the price alone instead of the actual item they are buying, derived from the fact that most websites, menus and whatnot lists their price on the 2nd column. In other words, either a cheapskate or automatically assuming the most expensive option is best (open to interpretation).

1. "Mary only bought a side of eggs because it was the cheapest option on the menu, and she's still hungry. What a 2nd column shopper."
2. "Mike just got $100K car, but completely ignoring the fact that it has the reliability of a heroin junkie having withdrawal. Gotta love people who only look at the 2nd column!"

by edw007 January 23, 2019