It means that you are not interested in or worried about something or someone; that you place no value on something, an event or a person; that you do not care and are uninterested. It means that you place less value on it than you do on a turd, says it all really.
“Malcolm had a hissy fit when he found out he wasn’t invited to your birthday bash.”
“I don’t give a shit.”
“I don’t give a shit.”
by AKACroatalin June 15, 2017
Get the Don’t Give A Shit mug.What one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. Found in 90's b-movie Boy Band Catalina.
Guy 1 walks in on Guy 2 jerking off in the forest
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.
by SlickSerpent99 November 12, 2017
Get the oh shit, i'm sorry mug.Related Words
shitzu
• shitzkrieg
• shitzophrenia
• shitzel
• shitz
• Shitzer
• shitzo
• shitzophrenic
• Shitzy
• shitz n giggles
When someone is making fun of you and you want to send the person to hell but more! and you don't want to use the f-word.
Carter: Congratulations Mr. Obama for the Nobel Prize. Remind me, what did you get it for?
Obama: Shit your eye!
Carter: Shit your own eye!
Obama: Shit your eye!
Carter: Shit your own eye!
by peterSKhiking January 7, 2010
Get the Shit your eye mug.Shinzo Abe - born September 21 , 1954 – July 8, 2022) was a Japanese politician & statesman who served as Prime Minister of Japan & President of the Liberal Democratic Party (LDP) from 2006 to 2007 & again from 2012 to 2020. He was the longest-serving prime minister in Japanese history, serving for almost 9 years in total. Abe also served as Chief Cabinet Secretary from 2005 to 2006 under Junichiro Koizumi & was briefly the opposition leader in 2012.
He was killed by an assailant while giving a speech, The assassin approached him from behind & fired 2 shots using a homemade firearm. The 1st shot missed & prompted Abe to turn around, at which point a 2nd shot was fired, hitting Abe in the neck & chest area.
A 41-year-old man named Tetsuya Yamagami, a former JMSDF member, was immediately arrested & later confessed to local police. Yamagami stated that he held a grudge against the Unification Church & shot Shinzo Abe because "the religious group & Abe were connected". Yamagami said he resented the fact that his mother was brain-washed by the religious group, & had gone bankrupt as a result of supporting them.
He was killed by an assailant while giving a speech, The assassin approached him from behind & fired 2 shots using a homemade firearm. The 1st shot missed & prompted Abe to turn around, at which point a 2nd shot was fired, hitting Abe in the neck & chest area.
A 41-year-old man named Tetsuya Yamagami, a former JMSDF member, was immediately arrested & later confessed to local police. Yamagami stated that he held a grudge against the Unification Church & shot Shinzo Abe because "the religious group & Abe were connected". Yamagami said he resented the fact that his mother was brain-washed by the religious group, & had gone bankrupt as a result of supporting them.
Shinzo Abe was born into a prominent political family in Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan
& died in Kashihara, Nara, Japan by assassination .
Prime Minister Shinzo Abe of Japan, whose capital, Tokyo, will host the 2020 Summer Games, once dressed up as Super Mario during the Olympic closing ceremony in Rio de Janeiro.
Born: September 21, 1954
Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan
Died: July 8, 2022 (aged 67)
Kashihara, Nara, Japan
Cause of death : Assassination
Political party:Liberal Democratic Seiwakai
Wife : Akie Matsuzaki
(m. 1987)
Relatives
Father : Shintaro Abe
Mother : Yoko Kishi
Brothers : Hironobu Abe & Nobuo Kishi
Grandfather : Kan Abe
Grandfather :Nobusuke Kishi
Great uncle : Eisaku Satō
Prime Minister of Japan In office
December 26 , 2012 – September 16 , 2020
& died in Kashihara, Nara, Japan by assassination .
Prime Minister Shinzo Abe of Japan, whose capital, Tokyo, will host the 2020 Summer Games, once dressed up as Super Mario during the Olympic closing ceremony in Rio de Janeiro.
Born: September 21, 1954
Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan
Died: July 8, 2022 (aged 67)
Kashihara, Nara, Japan
Cause of death : Assassination
Political party:Liberal Democratic Seiwakai
Wife : Akie Matsuzaki
(m. 1987)
Relatives
Father : Shintaro Abe
Mother : Yoko Kishi
Brothers : Hironobu Abe & Nobuo Kishi
Grandfather : Kan Abe
Grandfather :Nobusuke Kishi
Great uncle : Eisaku Satō
Prime Minister of Japan In office
December 26 , 2012 – September 16 , 2020
by Blu_leef April 24, 2023
Get the Shinzo Abe mug.A phrase Norman "Nick" uses when he feels like he is being plotted against or purposefully exposed. When he uses this phrase it means that he's genuinely done with your bullshit and getting annoyed. He usually uses this phrase whenever Henry is doing some annoying ass shit to get on his nerves. If this phrase is dropped on you, you better quit agitating the nigga because you don't want to face the wrath of the uncaged lion.
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you said that the girl over there is pretty cute, you want me to set you up?
Norman "Nick": Dude you always do this shit, stfu. Leave me the fuck alone and stay out of my shit.
Norman "Nick": Dude you always do this shit, stfu. Leave me the fuck alone and stay out of my shit.
by TurnM3Up July 28, 2020
Get the Dude you always do this shit mug.A shit you take when you're hungover. It is often a hybrid between diarrohea and a solid shit and smells pretty fucking bad.
guy 1: Hey man, you were so wasted last night.
guy 2: Yeah man, I feel so hungover.
guy 1: I feel good man, I just had a hangover shit
guy 2: Yeah man, I feel so hungover.
guy 1: I feel good man, I just had a hangover shit
by thegreenlight September 19, 2013
Get the Hangover Shit mug.An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.
"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"
"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"
"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"
"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"
"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"
"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023
Get the The Shit/Shower ratio mug.