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Shittapuss

Derived from the action wiping ones anus from back to front....also known as scraping ones excrements from anus to the vaginal canal!
Cody : what happened to that chick you had with you?
Alex : after the stain on my couch and the smell i can't get off my finger i needed a break. We're going out later though..
Cody : sounds like a real shittapuss!
by Paul trembley April 23, 2019
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Shitnade

A noun for a handful of faecal matter that is used as a projectile - often aimed at other people, though it can be used to leave chocolate smears on the windows of houses or planted as a tactical mine in somebody's postbox.
"Watch out, Freddie's got a Shitnade!"
by WorstWordist February 27, 2022
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shitnag

a stupid, unreliable person. usually describes a person in power who is utterly incompetent, shitty, and naggy.
your boss hasn’t posted the schedule yet? but it ends in two days?” “yeah man, brandon’s just a shitnag.”
by nidorancid May 20, 2022
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Shitnami

The sudden realisation that the shitstorm in your life was only a precursor to drowning in an overwhelming tidal wave of shit.
Kevin though his life was a bit of a shitstorm when his rental agent gave him notice to vacate his flat, but came to realise that he was in a shitnami when his dog Bozo was run over and killed by his wife when she left him for a famous Latino pornstar, lost his car and all of his money in a drunken poker night, was diagnosed with terminal penile cancer, and disowned by his mother for forgetting her birthday.
by FatTonyPearls April 7, 2023
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For Shiznaps!

Similar in the use of 'For Narnia' , but with a much smaller scale of purpose. Usually yelled aloud after some one else states what is going to be done, and followed after with a stomping charge of glory. Cape, shield, sword and unicorn is optional.
"Lets go get some cerial."-Bobby

"FOR SHIZNAPS!"- Karen
by Postal Boy July 11, 2010
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Shitnado

When you got the stomach rumbles and you know it's gonna be a bad shit
Girl, I got to go home. There is a F5 shitnado coming on!
by Muffin top 24 February 27, 2015
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shiznapples

the word used when in state of being in shock
teacher: where is your essay?
student: Oh shiznapples, i left it on my kitchen table!

girl: jason just asked me out!
friend:Shiznapples! thats awesome
by doodlebrain43 March 29, 2009
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