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Shitler Theory

The theory that Adolf Hitler converted the German people into his way of thinking by sucking them up into his anus, then after a few weeks baking in there they pop out all how he wants em.
Potential Nazi Officer: But I believe in ze Freedom for all!
Adolf Shitler: DAS IST NICHT SO GUT
*plop noise*
Potential Nazi Officer: oh meine fuhrer *Proceeds to get sucked in*
"Shitler Theory" ze best.
by 9 Bit Boobs November 20, 2014
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Shitler's list

A black and white gay film referred to in S3:E1 of the The League. A B&W was used because the "the cum was white and dicks were black"
Shitler's list was a great film. I can't believe you've heard of it.
by theleaguer April 29, 2012
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Shitler's Lip

Where a stripper/lap dancer bends over in your face and sharts, leaving you with fecal debris on your upper lip.
Matt was in a strip club and that fat bitch left him with a shitler's lip and it cost him a dollar.
by Dave Matt Jay Emily Christa April 13, 2013
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Shitler Mustache

The stripe/s (often resembling the shape of Adolf Hitler's mustache) left on the back of the toilet seat by an inconsiderate defecator
Phil left another shitler mustache on our toilet seat. I don't know whether he's a Nazi or just a regular asshole that doesn't bother to clean up after himself.
by bravestsirrobin June 11, 2015
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Shitler Shelfie

A selfie taken on the toilet with an image of Hitlers face cropped over your own.
Dude what a nice shitler Shelfie you sent me, great job!
by DaddyScrub January 20, 2021
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Shitler Moustache

Waiting for someone to pass-out (usually drunk), then shitting a small amount on your finger and rubbing it on their upper-lip in the shape of Hitler’s moustache.
I’m gonna wait until he’s sleeping and give him a shitler moustache; real thick and slimy too.
by Giggydick5 February 25, 2026
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Gaydolf Shitler

Pertaining to a person who is as gay and shitty as Adolf Hitler. Usually the person thinks he is as mighty as Hitler, but everyone else knows he's just a gaydolf shitler
Why does Keith always claim all time QB? he sucks at throwing.

I know man....what a gaydolf shitler
by Actionman of first battalion September 15, 2009
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